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« on: July 17, 2003, 11:12:26 AM »

Cripes, this has to be the funniest thing on the earth.

Its a Cartoon with 8-bit graphics (Hence the name), based on (Loosely) Final Fantasy Tactics.

Go Here to read it... and try not to fall off your chair laughing.

*Goes to read more*
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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2003, 11:32:30 AM »

<<Double post>>

White Mage: Come on, lets settle this like adults.
Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll?
Thief: Steal from the elderly because they cant fight back?
Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter and run like hell?
Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I dont even have any spells, how could I nuke that town?

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Red Mage: Sidestep specialty! Dont fail me now! YAR! *Charges werewolves*
Fighter: Dodge pool?
Thief: Is that like an water-based version of dodgeball?
Red Mage: ARRRRRRRRGH! OH, SWEET JESUS! IT HURTS!
Black Mage: Wow. Red Mage has a lot of blood...
Red Mage: ARGH! THEIR CLAWS ARE RAKING THROUGH MY FLESH LIKE A +2/+2 SWORD OF WOUNDING!
Black Mage: ...But not as much as he had five minutes ago, of course.

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Black Mage: Oh sweet Zombie-jesus on a pogo-stick, WE'RE SCREWED!
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2003, 04:13:04 PM »

XD dumbist thing ever

can uve had an un eventful skive time   Cheesy  
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2003, 04:15:18 PM »

Yeah.. I've been reading 8-Bit all day  Shocked  
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2003, 04:19:33 PM »

Samn cant get in the smart filter here at work wont let me in Sad  Im into that kinda stuff.  I use to play everquest.  Kinda reminds me of that.  Post as much as you can Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2003, 05:19:27 PM »

LOL how classy.
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2003, 05:28:01 AM »

I've been reading this forever... >.> I like Bob and George better...
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2003, 09:39:31 AM »

Nah... Gotta read the other 140 of these mofo's today Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2003, 11:22:31 AM »

Too many, and only the odd bits of vaguely humourous stuff in them, so I gave up. Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2003, 11:34:44 AM »

Read the first ten at least... Black Mage Hadoken-ing the forest is sublime...
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2003, 12:41:51 PM »

I read upto & past the voting bit before giving up.
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2003, 12:52:19 PM »

Ho ho, Survivor - 8-bit Style parts 1 through 12 XD
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2003, 04:17:10 AM »

i still enjoy the assaulting the elderly.
Black mage: EAT ELECTRIC DEATH!! *starts to crackle with electricity*
old dude 1: whats that? *gestures to elecricity*
old dude 2: i'd have to say that's electric death
Black mage: Bolt-2 MUTHA FUGGA!!!!! *zap*
old dudes: *sizzle* *crackle* *burn*
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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2003, 09:18:03 AM »

Heheheh
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2003, 03:08:05 PM »

Black Mage: Deploy the rocket boats!
Red Mage:.....You do realize there are no rocket boats.
Black Mage:Aren't there, Red Mage? Aren't there?
Black Mage: Take, for instance, the following evidence which, I'm sure you'll find most compelling.
Black Mage: BOATDOKEN!!!!!  
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