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Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 17, 2003, 11:12:26 AM Cripes, this has to be the funniest thing on the earth.
Its a Cartoon with 8-bit graphics (Hence the name), based on (Loosely) Final Fantasy Tactics. Go Here (http://www.nuklearpower.com/archive.php) to read it... and try not to fall off your chair laughing. *Goes to read more* Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 17, 2003, 11:32:30 AM <<Double post>>
White Mage: Come on, lets settle this like adults. Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll? Thief: Steal from the elderly because they cant fight back? Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter and run like hell? Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I dont even have any spells, how could I nuke that town? *** Red Mage: Sidestep specialty! Dont fail me now! YAR! *Charges werewolves* Fighter: Dodge pool? Thief: Is that like an water-based version of dodgeball? Red Mage: ARRRRRRRRGH! OH, SWEET JESUS! IT HURTS! Black Mage: Wow. Red Mage has a lot of blood... Red Mage: ARGH! THEIR CLAWS ARE RAKING THROUGH MY FLESH LIKE A +2/+2 SWORD OF WOUNDING! Black Mage: ...But not as much as he had five minutes ago, of course. *** Black Mage: Oh sweet Zombie-jesus on a pogo-stick, WE'RE SCREWED! Title: 8-Bit Post by: mole on July 17, 2003, 04:13:04 PM XD dumbist thing ever
can uve had an un eventful skive time :D Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 17, 2003, 04:15:18 PM Yeah.. I've been reading 8-Bit all day :o
Title: 8-Bit Post by: Hardransom on July 17, 2003, 04:19:33 PM Samn cant get in the smart filter here at work wont let me in :( Im into that kinda stuff. I use to play everquest. Kinda reminds me of that. Post as much as you can :P
Title: 8-Bit Post by: RipperRoo on July 17, 2003, 05:19:27 PM LOL how classy.
Title: 8-Bit Post by: Filran on July 18, 2003, 05:28:01 AM I've been reading this forever... >.> I like Bob and George better...
Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 18, 2003, 09:39:31 AM Nah... Gotta read the other 140 of these mofo's today :)
Title: 8-Bit Post by: SS on July 18, 2003, 11:22:31 AM Too many, and only the odd bits of vaguely humourous stuff in them, so I gave up. :P
Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 18, 2003, 11:34:44 AM Read the first ten at least... Black Mage Hadoken-ing the forest is sublime...
Title: 8-Bit Post by: SS on July 18, 2003, 12:41:51 PM I read upto & past the voting bit before giving up.
Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 18, 2003, 12:52:19 PM Ho ho, Survivor - 8-bit Style parts 1 through 12 XD
Title: 8-Bit Post by: evilknight on July 20, 2003, 04:17:10 AM i still enjoy the assaulting the elderly.
Black mage: EAT ELECTRIC DEATH!! *starts to crackle with electricity* old dude 1: whats that? *gestures to elecricity* old dude 2: i'd have to say that's electric death Black mage: Bolt-2 MUTHA FUGGA!!!!! *zap* old dudes: *sizzle* *crackle* *burn* Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 20, 2003, 09:18:03 AM Heheheh
Title: 8-Bit Post by: evilknight on July 20, 2003, 03:08:05 PM Black Mage: Deploy the rocket boats!
Red Mage:.....You do realize there are no rocket boats. Black Mage:Aren't there, Red Mage? Aren't there? Black Mage: Take, for instance, the following evidence which, I'm sure you'll find most compelling. Black Mage: BOATDOKEN!!!!! Title: 8-Bit Post by: Rug on July 20, 2003, 05:27:54 PM Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria. Fighter: I like swords. Black Mage: ...Urge to destroy world rising... Title: 8-Bit Post by: evilknight on July 20, 2003, 05:39:40 PM white mage: well, il b see'n u guyz, ciao
fighter/theif/red mage: byyyyyyyyyyyye! fighter: u know, it's a shame that she couldnt come with us black mage: grrrrrrrrrr theif:well, it had to be one of us, errrr, not one of US really really, since mage and fighter seemed destined to team up. black mage: grrrrrrrrr! theif: so it only came down to her and red mage in the end red mage: but if u think about it, that's no choice. after all, I'm, THE RED MAGE (cheesy lense flare--GO) fighter: hey,we never did find out who black mage wanted to join our team, not that it really matters now black mage: rage....boiling.....over.... fighter: was it white mage? black mage: fury....seething fighter: do u like her, or Like her like her? black mage:...... DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! theif: luckily, i am most skilled at running the hell away red mage and fighter: ya damn right! Title: 8-Bit Post by: mole on July 22, 2003, 05:38:04 PM click! (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010630)
this is seriousl;y cracking me up Title: 8-Bit Post by: evilknight on August 05, 2003, 01:56:13 AM FIGHTERDOKEN!!!!!
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