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« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2006, 11:25:06 PM »

as punishment your going to eat all the carrots? the masses will be rejoicing
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« Reply #76 on: July 31, 2006, 12:57:24 AM »

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right, don't know where that came from, so back to your bickering then Cheesy
you wonder where the carrot you ate came from :huh: after reading all of the above i'm not sure you want to know...
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« Reply #77 on: July 31, 2006, 10:36:43 AM »

omg! it's opper!

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« Reply #78 on: July 31, 2006, 06:05:21 PM »

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eh? what's all this against sharks, then?  I go absent for a while and all of a sudden everyone goes racist against sharks?
Shark is a [super]order, not a race, so it's ordorist or sharkist, but not racist. Tongue
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« Reply #79 on: July 31, 2006, 06:30:35 PM »

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as punishment your going to eat all the carrots? the masses will be rejoicing

Actually, Louise and I are rather fond of carrots.  In my case, in the culinary sense...  Not so sure about her anymore, though.

/me suggests that the carrots be grated, to remove phallic deployment.


Oo-er, vibrating coleslaw. :blink:
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« Reply #80 on: July 31, 2006, 06:50:48 PM »


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« Reply #81 on: July 31, 2006, 10:07:16 PM »

LOL brilliant ...on both accounts

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Shark is a [super]order, not a race, so it's ordorist or sharkist, but not racist.

being a different colour doesnt mean that your a different race, white black, asian so on so forth are different breeds of human. dunno why but i like that fact  :unsure:  
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« Reply #82 on: August 01, 2006, 12:19:36 AM »

Vibrating coleslaw, hmm?

*ponders how she could use this as a weapon, while surveying the quivering lump of orangey, vitaminy goodness put before her*


And talking about breeds in terms of humans makes me think of dog breeding. I just hope we don't end up with short noses and floppy ears.  :ph34r:


*covers mole's eyes before he can read the comment about dog breeding* Now now, nothing to see here...  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #83 on: August 01, 2006, 02:26:50 AM »

for your benefit well just assume i just didnt see it  :rolleyes:

snouts and wolf ears? hmmmmm
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« Reply #84 on: August 01, 2006, 01:12:23 PM »

I swear this place is turning into a cheap porn flick.
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« Reply #85 on: August 01, 2006, 09:33:31 PM »

it aint cheap, just you wait until the counceling bills start racking up  
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« Reply #86 on: August 02, 2006, 01:30:08 AM »

Ahem.

'It ain't cheap, just you wait until the counselling bills start racking up.'


Posts corrected: 4.
Errors this post: 5.
Total errors: 20.

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Now the thread has educational value. Academic porn is not cheap. In fact, it is 15% more expensive, in order to pay the professionals who write it. In this case, the speller and grammararian charged 37%. 15% each, 5% working-together fee, and an extra 2% because there were no mathematicians to point out to the client that 15% + 15% does not equal 37%. In the time it has taken you to read this segment of the post, your brain has decayed by 19%. Have a nice day, and please mind the step when exiting the building.
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« Reply #87 on: August 02, 2006, 04:06:26 AM »

you just wasted a segment of my life that could have been spent... well i dont know but its not the point

and your "posts not corrected" would be a lot higher  Tongue  
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« Reply #88 on: August 02, 2006, 06:20:59 AM »

I just want to see Shary turn orange  Smiley  
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« Reply #89 on: August 02, 2006, 07:36:06 PM »

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and your "posts not corrected" would be a lot higher  Tongue
Sometimes you just hafta let 'em go, y'know? It's like, sometimes people need to talk funny and stuff... otherwise, they die.  :miffed:  
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