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Lord Lanair
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« on: January 18, 2006, 08:41:50 AM »

http://www.wepsite.de/bulbous_bouffant.htm

hehe... so random, yet funny.  And why has everyone suddenly died or something around here?   Tongue  
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 06:02:39 PM »

god that sounds mysteriously like the conbversations i have with someone i know where im not one and couldnt care less and then by the end cant be normal any more *cries* oh right im not normal anyway *stops crying*
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2006, 06:05:47 PM »

The dirty mind test


Your score = 90

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.  
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2006, 06:48:17 PM »

Your score =  45

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 09:41:53 PM »

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How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

i always wondered where i was going wrong
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2006, 04:09:43 AM »

Your score = 65  
   
 
 



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Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
 
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 06:57:01 PM »

10.
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 04:45:40 AM »

SS you passed the horny teenager phase.

mine = 55
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2006, 09:03:46 AM »

Wow, I got a 40.  

It sucks to be the lowest person here (besides SS, who doesnt' count)!  Tongue  
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 12:20:41 AM »

I don't want to post mine, it's somehow depressing Sad  
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 05:29:35 AM »

How could it be worse than SS's?  LOL  
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 02:42:19 AM »

wait, we want to have a dirty mind? :/

...30 :paranoid:  
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 07:53:42 AM »

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wait, we want to have a dirty mind? :/
Well, why not?  It makes up cooler... maybe.  :paranoid:  
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-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 10:12:27 PM »

lots didn't apply to me because i am not married and niether are any of my friends...
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2006, 02:36:33 AM »

meh, I just improvised

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