Didn't read all the posts, so I maybe repeating what was said, but...
Some states/districts had a checkbox that you had to put a check on to make sure the damned people won't think you're a retard. (yes. that's right. mentally instable. and if you didn't check off, your vote got scrapped.)
Anyways, on one hand you have a guy named after PUBIC HAIR.
On the other hand, you've got a smartass guy that basically can say all he wants and could get away with it.
On the remote off-hand, you've got an insane lunatic for the Green Party.
In the jails, you've got, I believe, two former candidates that got taken away because they tried to enter the Presidential debates.
That's not much of a choice, folks.
(Try matching the people that WERE available with the descriptions I gave, it's fun... btw, the two people you probably won't know about are: Michael Badnarik and Green David Cobb )
Edit:
Looky all the problems found in the
election vote counts