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« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2004, 10:32:20 PM »

yo, you get paid minimum wage...to put items into bags?

...here...we do that kinda crap ourselves...

do you also get paid to pull people's pants up when they go to the toilet?
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« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2004, 10:37:22 PM »

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do you also get paid to pull people's pants up when they go to the toilet?
Uh, shouldn't you wait until after they've gone to the toilet - things might get messy otherwise.
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« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2004, 11:36:00 PM »

LOL, no, we dont do that stuff.
bagging groceries is easy shit to do, and im not gonna complain about it.
sure, the cashier is probably getting payed twice what im getting payed, but it's also 10 times the work.
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« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2004, 04:48:36 AM »

Hehehe... you're getting money for little work, so what's to complain about?  LOL  
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« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2004, 08:59:18 PM »

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Just remember - no matter how annoying the customers are, you're not allowed to attack them.

and whos stupid unwritten law is that?
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« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2004, 09:15:31 PM »

Um, I believe it would probably be part of the contract he signs with the supermarket. Tongue
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« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2004, 09:26:59 PM »

...contract?...I'd say thats the law...

...unless you're alowed to just attack people in the US
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« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2004, 09:28:59 PM »

Yeah, you can do anything in the US if you can afford a good enough lawyer. Tongue
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« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2004, 11:25:15 PM »

heh.
the sad thing is ss, you're basically right.
you can either say you were crazy, then if you can manipulate the test well enough, and it really shows you were crazy, it can take you from life in prison to maybe 20 years house arrest.
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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2004, 02:26:45 AM »

For attacking a person?  Isn't that a bit of a harsh penalty?  :miffed:  
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« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2004, 08:04:06 AM »

I love you SS.  Congrats on the job, but don't think once you get all rich you can leave us.  *ties SS up*
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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2004, 05:18:05 PM »

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if the jury didnt burst out with laughter at the circumstances....no  Cheesy  
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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2004, 06:14:25 PM »

the secret to killing somebody in america is...dont do it in texas.
 
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« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2004, 04:48:38 AM »

Or if you do, advertise/promote the gun you used.  LOL  
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« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2004, 10:57:59 PM »

So SS how's work going for you so far? u new job fun and good and alls that?  
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