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« on: July 13, 2004, 07:08:07 PM » |
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cyborghampster1: LOL nice i hope u get arrested
Auto response from Bufflehead9: hold up people, there is a cop at my door. supposedly i shot somebody wawa is what i say to that, but i guess its against the law or something so w/e i'll be back in a bit
cyborghampster1: so wuts up wit the cop
Bufflehead9: i dono, apparently shooting someone with your bb gun is against the law
cyborghampster1: LOL really
cyborghampster1: whod u shoot?
Bufflehead9: my fucking fatass neighbor
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: she's a bitch
Bufflehead9: so i shot her
cyborghampster1: LOL ni ce
cyborghampster1: so how long u up the river for?
Bufflehead9: don't know yet, i have to go to court
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: LMAO
cyborghampster1: so wut happened
cyborghampster1: LOL lipinski doesnt believe that u did
cyborghampster1: btw good job on shooting someone
cyborghampster1: finally unleashing some of that inner rage
Bufflehead9: yea i know, my neighbor's still at the hospital. LOL
cyborghampster1: at the hospital?
cyborghampster1: jees
cyborghampster1: did u shoot her in the eye?
Bufflehead9: no, in her freaking huge ass
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: honestly, i hope she moves now
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: she gives fricken tofu bars for halloween
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: so whyd u shoot her again?
Bufflehead9: swear to god she does,
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: i don't know, because she's been there my whole life and i'm sick of her
Bufflehead9: so i shot her
cyborghampster1: LOL os u just went out and shot her
cyborghampster1: u need a reason or u goin to juvy
Bufflehead9: she was out gardening...bending over and exposing things i didn't care to see
Bufflehead9: so i said screw it, got my bb gun, and shot her
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: and she knew it was u
Bufflehead9: yea, you should've seen her though, it ws so worth it
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: whatd she do?
Bufflehead9: she jumped up faster than she's ever moved in her entire life
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: how do u know
cyborghampster1: have u watched her her intire life
Bufflehead9: figure of speech fool
cyborghampster1: LOL shure queer
cyborghampster1: fat banging queer mothing
cyborghampster1: *Mother
Bufflehead9: so anyways, her husband comes running outside swinging his 12 guage around, i fuckin gun it back inside, i came in here and haven't gotten up since
Bufflehead9: except when the cops came to the door
cyborghampster1: LOL nice
cyborghampster1: idle hands head for the genitals
cyborghampster1: so they thought it was a real gun?
Bufflehead9: of course it was a real gun, just because its not deadly doesn't mean its not a real gun
cyborghampster1: LOL i mean it didnt have real rounds
cyborghampster1: hello?
Bufflehead9: woops, had to tellthe story to everyone else too
Bufflehead9: it was still a gun nonetheless and thats illegal and not a word of it is true LOL |
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mole
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2004, 07:35:44 PM » |
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ever tried a BB shot gun? i havent but it looks mighty fun. so he didnt shoot the fat women?
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like |
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Galmort
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2004, 07:58:38 PM » |
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there wasn't even a fat woman to shoot  , all lies brought to you by yours truly |
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mole
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2004, 08:26:20 PM » |
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*begins tutting but then ends up chuckling*
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like |
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Perdition
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2004, 02:48:23 AM » |
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lmao. galmort thats hilirious. course when they find out you're lying you will forever be known as the person that lies but it's still funny
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2004, 03:38:43 AM » |
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there wasn't even a fat woman to shoot , all lies brought to you by yours truly If you're going to lie, the first rule is to make it completely up. No truth whatsoever.  Niiiiiiiice... that was a great read! LOL LOL LOL |
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2004, 12:46:59 PM » |
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ever tried a BB shot gun? i havent but it looks mighty fun. so he didnt shoot the fat women? LOL nice story and in the summer 1 year ago in spain we had people across the street on balconies and we used to shoot at each other with BB guns for fun then one of the guys got himself a BB shotgun, but i don't think it shoots any harder then a normal BB gun, i also saw one in a shop there and it had the same price of a normal BB gun, i didn't get it because i found it too big to carry around with... |
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'Joost, like juice but better' ~fire
happy now?
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mole
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2004, 05:45:07 PM » |
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you can get dinky little ones that fire 3 or 4 and arent too big
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
CLEAN?
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yes
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like |
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2004, 03:32:28 AM » |
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And... who will you fire it at? |
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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mole
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2004, 11:17:39 AM » |
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hey lanair you dropped your wallet...
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
CLEAN?
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yes
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like |
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Galmort
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2004, 05:03:41 PM » |
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here let me get that for you |
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mole
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2004, 06:02:42 PM » |
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*shoots gal*
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
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Galmort
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2004, 06:51:42 PM » |
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[QUEER]Oh no you didn't[/QUEER] -_-
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RipperRoo
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2004, 11:24:34 PM » |
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[QUEER]Oh no you didn't[/QUEER] -_- Ahaha, Gals queer. XD |
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2004, 03:16:47 AM » |
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As long as we're sticking our asses in the air.... I nominate mole to go second! LOL
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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