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« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2004, 03:58:36 AM » |
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I wouldn't know- I'm not immortal! LOL
Imagine the computer game skills you could develop, though..... *drool*
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2004, 05:31:28 PM » |
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*slices lanairs computer in half with sword* there, now you have to replace the mac  |
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Kidirk
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« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2004, 09:01:11 PM » |
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"whoops, the Uruk smelled me!" Aragorn's quote adjusted
"We should all quake in fear!" Legolas' quote adjusted
"We dwarves are natural sprinters, and are very dangerous over short distances." Gimli's quote adjusted.
I know I'm being biased but hey, the evidence sits before you!
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2004, 04:23:24 AM » |
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"We dwarves are natural sprinters, and are very dangerous over short distances." Gimli's quote adjusted. Over short distances? LOL |
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2004, 10:23:22 PM » |
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Dwarves are good with barbecue sauce. I just can't seem to stomach orc. It stinks too bad. You would think they would shower every now and then, but no. Never had elf, but I heard it taste like dwarf but a little more gamey.
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« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2004, 04:47:43 PM » |
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that would be meaning that you are for humans, right? |
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« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2004, 07:51:46 PM » |
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Well technically he is a human...and then like he would be a cannibal...if he ate some humans...so he has no choice.
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« Reply #67 on: April 18, 2004, 09:20:23 PM » |
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Cannibalism is out of the question. Humans are too fat to eat anyhow. I am for humans, because I am their fearless leader. Did I say leader, I meant dissapointment.
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Kidirk
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« Reply #68 on: April 19, 2004, 03:42:52 AM » |
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*sigh* people are so mistaken about dwarves. We've got very tough hard to chew muscles everywhere, and we're big boned so we're not good eating, but a couch potato 300 pound human? mmmmmmmm They're gooood.. not that I've *ahem* ever eaten any *ahmg* and I just heard it from, er...... an Orc! yep. an Orc.
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #69 on: April 19, 2004, 04:22:27 AM » |
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:huh: As an elf, I feel above all of this.  |
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #70 on: April 20, 2004, 01:13:49 AM » |
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nah, you elves are too busy with your stupid poetry to pay attention to the eyeballs that the chef serves you for dinner dwarves are too busy getting drunk to be any good, and only everous would vote for the dwarves LOL |
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2004, 03:38:02 AM » |
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... or orcs.
At least the Elves have composure, and don't get drunk at every opportunity! LOL
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
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-Que sera, sera.
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Kidirk
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« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2004, 06:01:22 PM » |
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I'll have you know I've never gotten drunk! And you elves are RELATED to orcs.
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« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2004, 08:04:05 PM » |
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I like elves.
No sleeping (at least not the human way)
Lembas (the best food!)
Better magic n skills (hey, if you had hundreds of years training yourself, there's no limits!)
the problem is, i'd wonder about senility and those things at the later stages of elven life...
in elven-years, my mental age must be around 821...
i don't even remember which one i voted for in this poll o_O
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« Reply #74 on: April 21, 2004, 09:29:46 PM » |
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I'll have you know I've never gotten drunk! And you elves are RELATED to orcs. so your a good dwarf that right there and what you said make humans the best! |
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