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« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2004, 09:19:35 PM » |
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A: Because window curtains catch on fire too easily.
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« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2004, 09:22:27 PM » |
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A, Nothing fun. Put it down, Jimmy.
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« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2004, 09:47:15 PM » |
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A: Stick it right here between these cheeks!
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« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2004, 10:24:53 PM » |
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« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2004, 11:42:50 PM » |
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A, Uh, good question.
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« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2004, 11:51:01 PM » |
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A: :paranoid: :unsure: . hey, you stole them! bastard.
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« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2004, 12:11:08 AM » |
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to auction off to fire
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« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2004, 12:38:52 AM » |
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« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2004, 12:44:04 AM » |
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A: mm per year
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« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2004, 12:52:00 AM » |
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A: Depends on the day
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« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2004, 12:53:38 AM » |
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A: No, Rug did. he's been taking everyone's clothes to auction to fire.
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« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2004, 12:56:02 AM » |
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A: I shine my forehead.
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« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2004, 01:06:03 AM » |
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A: no
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« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2004, 01:07:05 AM » |
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A: none.
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« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2004, 03:11:10 AM » |
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Q. how come I didnt get those pants yet?
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