#koctga

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<Fragmaster1972> last night i tried to have an apple the only healthy way--caramel apples--and damn near chipped a tooth
<xsilentx> hehe
* Fragmaster1972 shakes fist at apples
<underruler> Where did you get these caramel apples?
<matt_the_shark> how'd you almost chip a tooth from one of those?
<Fragmaster1972> apples
<Fragmaster1972> +caramel
<Fragmaster1972> =caramel apples
<underruler> I think the gypsies are trying to get you.
<Fragmaster1972> ive never bit into an apple the hard
<matt_the_shark> *nods*
<Fragmaster1972> jaws himself woulda had trouble with that thing
<underruler> I couldn't bite into an apple when I had my braces
<matt_the_shark> hey! i'm related to jaws! =P
<underruler> You need an anti-apple spell.
* matt_the_shark chomps apple in pieces
* underruler takes Sharky's blood to prove it.
<matt_the_shark> =)
* underruler does the paternity test.
* Fragmaster1972 throws sharky a human to snack on
<Fragmaster1972> there
<matt_the_shark> *CHOMP*
* underruler says that Freddy the Fish is you dad.
<Fragmaster1972> take care of those urges
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<underruler> *your
<matt_the_shark> freddy...the...fish? O_O
* matt_the_shark notes that you took the blood from the goldfish i just ate
<underruler> You just ate a human?
<underruler> what?
<matt_the_shark> no...before that...
<underruler> humans are related to fish???
<underruler> oh...
<Fragmaster1972> yep
<matt_the_shark> i found a goldfish bowl =P
<underruler> got stuck in your teeth?
<underruler> I have a fish bowl... O_o
<Fragmaster1972> i still have apple stuck in my teeth!!!!
<matt_the_shark> yep
* Fragmaster1972 growls
* underruler hands Frag some floss.
<matt_the_shark> i could get rid of that apple for you =P
<Fragmaster1972> stuff didnt help much, i tried
* matt_the_shark opens big jaws =P
<Fragmaster1972> without bitin off my entire head?
<matt_the_shark> oh...i forgot about that little detail...:/
<Fragmaster1972> =O
<underruler> ...
<underruler> *gasp*
<matt_the_shark> eh?
<underruler> Sharky...you were going to eat Frag?
<matt_the_shark> no....just the apple...
<underruler> ...sure...
<matt_the_shark> -_-
<Fragmaster1972> you would bite the head offa ME? your partner in flaming napalm stickynessitiouiosity marshmellow gun wars?
<matt_the_shark> no! of course not!
* matt_the_shark takes out his marshmallow gun badge =)
<underruler> MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!
<Fragmaster1972> hehe
* matt_the_shark takes out his marshmallow shooter
* Fragmaster1972 breaks out his marshmellow cannon
* underruler opens her mouth =O
<Fragmaster1972> now, who first?
* Fragmaster1972 looks around for a good, random target
<Fragmaster1972> HI UNDER!!!.3
* matt_the_shark shoots flaming napalm stickynessitiouslity marshmallows at......tumbleweed!
* matt_the_shark watches the weed roll back from the hit
<underruler> ?? hs cancerrr
<underruler> ?? hs cancer
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<underruler> OMG
<underruler> COM'N
<matt_the_shark> what?
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
* underruler pokes tumble...
<underruler> ?? horoscope cancer
<matt_the_shark> oh, did it die again?
<underruler> YOU PIECE OF CRAP
<matt_the_shark> SHOOT MARSHMALLOWS AT IT!
* underruler apologizes for her outburst
<underruler> ?? hs cancer
* matt_the_shark hands under her very own marshmallow shooter
<underruler> ?? hs pisces
<underruler> WOW
<matt_the_shark> =)
* underruler asks if she can get a badge
<Fragmaster1972> hmmm
* matt_the_shark points to fraggy for the badge
<Fragmaster1972> you might have to prove yourself first
<Fragmaster1972> =)
<underruler> ANYTHING!!
<Fragmaster1972> hehehe
<matt_the_shark> so....what should the initiation task be..?
* Fragmaster1972 's evil alter ego kicks in
<matt_the_shark> =o
<Fragmaster1972> thats what im debating.
<matt_the_shark> you have an evil alter ego? cool =D
<Fragmaster1972> yep
<Fragmaster1972> its fun
* matt_the_shark looks back on the good old marshmallow world wars we used to have =)
<Fragmaster1972> cause where most people have an angel on the shoulder
<Fragmaster1972> i get a 2nd devil
<Fragmaster1972> its great
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<matt_the_shark> but back to the task thingy...
<Fragmaster1972> oh, right
<matt_the_shark> *thinks*
* underruler waits patiently ^^;
<Fragmaster1972> we could make her kill someone with it?
<matt_the_shark> ooh, that would be fun =)
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<test_target> moo?
<fishbot> To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...
* underruler shoots marshmallows at the target
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<test_target> AAH! MARSHMALLOWS!
* underruler hits the target in the mouth to silence it
* test_target runs
<underruler> and make it fat
<matt_the_shark> l o l
* test_target can't run because he is fat now
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
* test_target rolls away
<Fragmaster1972> good start
<matt_the_shark> =)
<Fragmaster1972> keep nailin him!
* underruler gets out some handcuffs she keeps handy...^^
<underruler> *BAM BAM BAM(
<underruler> *
<matt_the_shark> but he's rolling
<Fragmaster1972> do i wanna know why you keep those handy, under?
<matt_the_shark> l o l
* underruler gets him in the back so he sticks to the ground
<test_target> =o
<underruler> w00t!
* test_target gets a squirrel to eat the marshamallow off
* test_target rolls again
<matt_the_shark> =P
* underruler nails the squirrel to the tree.
<matt_the_shark> poor squirrel l o l
* underruler shoots a rolls of marshmallows on the ground in front of the target to stop him.
<underruler> *BOOM*
<test_target> =O
<test_target> NOOOOOOO
<underruler> YES!
* Fragmaster1972 watches the entire scene in bemusement
* test_target changes direction but gets caught anyway
* underruler jumps on top of the target.
<matt_the_shark> finish it!
<underruler> MUWHAHAHA!!
* test_target struggles, but the stickynessititious is too much
<matt_the_shark> finish it! =)
* underruler is too strong for the target and smacks the handcuffs on him.
<test_target> =(
* test_target still tries to roll away
* underruler calls for a taxi and they travel to HQ.
*** squirrel_man (~mattsouku@syr-24-59-186-4.twcny.rr.com) has joined channel #KOCTGA
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* underruler takes off the target's clothes so he can't go anywhere b/c he is naked.
* squirrel_man eats the marshmallowman's marshmallow off again so he can escape
* underruler gets the squirrel to do the other squirrel that she nailed to the tree.
<Fragmaster1972> ok, targets naked and handcuffed. where might this be going?
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<matt_the_shark> what was the original task again?
* underruler reminds the target he is naked and waves his clothes.
<Fragmaster1972> marshmellow badge
* squirrel_man does not like the other squirrel, so he gnaws the handcuffs off and frees the target
<underruler> He's NAKED
<underruler> I HAVE HIS CLOTHES
* test_target runs away to a clothes store
<underruler> come back nakie boy.
* underruler notes that clothing stores are closed at this hour.
* test_target goes and finds clothes at a dump
<Fragmaster1972> not walmart.
<test_target> ooh!
* underruler tells the target the drunk homeless people are staring at his "nakedness"
* test_target goes to walmart
* test_target steals clothes and rolls away
* underruler shoots marshmallows so the doors are closed and he is trapped in walmart
* test_target pays the squirrel off and goes back to escaping
<test_target> =o
<underruler> You can't escape!!!
* test_target looks around for an alternate escape route
<Fragmaster1972> ventilation system!
* underruler seals the walmart w/ sticktittiousness.
* squirrel_man eats the marshmallows on the door
* test_target escapes
<test_target> w00t!
* underruler puts bees in the ventalition system
<matt_the_shark> =)
<matt_the_shark> the bees are useless now =)
* underruler steps on the targets ankles so he can't roll anymore
* Remco- is away: 5l33p
<test_target> =o
* Fragmaster1972 watches the bees flock to the stickynessitouiosity marshmellows
* underruler watches the bees sting the target after they are filled.
* test_target is so swollen that under can't step on his ankle anymore
* test_target escapes
<matt_the_shark> =D
* underruler traps the bees onto the targets body w/ marshmellows
* test_target still rolls away
* underruler rolls after the target in a tire she found.
* Fragmaster1972 hands test target wd40
<test_target> o_O
<Fragmaster1972> hah, see if those suckers can land on ya now
<test_target> what's wd40?
<Fragmaster1972> oil.
<test_target> oooh! =)
<Fragmaster1972> a god amongst oils really.
* test_target rolls away double time now =)
<Fragmaster1972> rofl
<underruler> the bees are stuck UNDER the stickititoutsitiness.
<test_target> =O
* test_target rolls away still, he is in pain, but still rolling
<Fragmaster1972> all you need in life is wd40 and duct tape. if it doesnt move and it should, use the wd40. if it moves but it shouldnt, use the duct tape.
* underruler picks up the discarded wd40 and puts on the tire so she can roll double time too
<matt_the_shark> that target is a survivor =D
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
* test_target drops duct tape on the road behind him so under can't roll anymore =)
* underruler rolls in front of the target and trips his rolling habits
<matt_the_shark> umm...which one do we use?
<matt_the_shark> we can't use both of those...
<underruler> hmmz0rz
* matt_the_shark asks frag
<matt_the_shark> *poke*
<Fragmaster1972> *poke*
<underruler> *POKE*
<Fragmaster1972> *prod*
<matt_the_shark> which /me do we use, the duct tape or the tripping?
* underruler gets out of the tire and hops over the duct tape
<matt_the_shark> =o
<Fragmaster1972> oh, hm
* matt_the_shark bounces when he is tripped
<matt_the_shark> never mind
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
<matt_the_shark> we got it =)
<Fragmaster1972> nice recovery
<matt_the_shark> wait...
* test_target bounces when he is tripped
<matt_the_shark> there we go =)
* underruler throws beachballs at the target and stops him from going anywhere.
<test_target> O_O
<matt_the_shark> how do they stop it?
<underruler> b/c beach balls aren't bouncy.
<matt_the_shark> oh
<underruler> and he is puffed up
<underruler> w/ the beachballs
<matt_the_shark> speaking of beaches...
* test_target lands in the ocean
* test_target floats away
<matt_the_shark> =)
<Fragmaster1972> hehehe
* underruler gets into a garbage boat and dumps garbage on the target
<matt_the_shark> the beach balls must have stuck to him =P
<test_target> =o
* test_target reels from the stench
* underruler gets Sharky to eat him.
<matt_the_shark> L O L
<matt_the_shark> you win
<underruler> yAy!
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
<Fragmaster1972> grats
<matt_the_shark> interesting end =D
<underruler> w00t!
<matt_the_shark> it was a classic =)
* Fragmaster1972 hands under her marshmellow badge
<Fragmaster1972> use it carefully
<underruler> w00t!
<matt_the_shark> wear it with pride, you are now one of the few, the proud, the marshamllow brigade!
* underruler gets a chain to hang the badge around her neck. *shine*
<underruler> ^^; wh00000000!!
* Fragmaster1972 plays theme song loudly
* Fragmaster1972 notes the walls aren't shaking yet and cranks the volume accordingly
* underruler does a dance to the theme song. o/