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« on: December 11, 2004, 11:53:36 PM »

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hmmmmm..

You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.

im so proud
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2004, 01:13:09 AM »

Are you a REAL American?

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Getting there...

Good try, but no cigar. Your halfway there, but you could do better. Why not put a little white fence round your garden and ask the postman to put your letters in a breadbin on a stick.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2004, 02:12:56 AM »

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Getting there...

Good try, but no cigar. Your halfway there, but you could do better. Why not put a little white fence round your garden and ask the postman to put your letters in a breadbin on a stick.
of course this is a hell of a mockery
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2004, 05:15:04 AM »

No... really.  Tongue

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You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2004, 07:28:26 AM »

I feel so white.
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2004, 03:08:48 PM »

£10000 says it was written by a brit
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2004, 05:17:48 PM »

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6. You and your mates decide to have a game of football in the park. What do you need to take?

A ball, 50 crash helmets, 4 tons of body armour, 20 cheer leaders, a marching band, and a team of surgeons specialising in spinal injuries.
Rofl.

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You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.

What did you lot put for

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2. You are visiting Egypt and are concerned over terrorist attacks on foreign nationals. What do you wear to remain inconspicuous?

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A Demis Rousoss tent dress, fez, false beard and sunglasses.
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2004, 10:08:28 PM »

LOL just makes me want to up the money on my bet
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2004, 02:49:59 AM »

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£10000 says it was written by a brit
Well, look at the verbeage.  Tongue

I put that I would wear jeans and a t-shirt for number 2.  Smiley  
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2004, 04:33:00 AM »

That's what I put, but after I answered sensibly it gave me the Brit answer that mole got.  

However, after I picked the stupidest ones...

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Well hot diggerty, you're as American as uncle Sam! You were born on the fourth of July and have apple pie and napalm coming out the buns of your ass. Take the fifth and have a nice day, y'all!

YEAAAAAAAH!  American power! LOL  
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2004, 07:13:28 AM »

At least someone is proud of it.  Tongue
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-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2004, 04:08:12 PM »

no idea where to post this

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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2004, 06:52:44 AM »

:rolleyes:

Sigh.  Political humor is so.... yes.  ^_^  
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- I'm scissors.  Nerf rock.  Paper's fine.

-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2004, 05:09:24 AM »

 

Mine piccy is better than yours Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2004, 04:33:34 AM »

ROFL

Nice!  LOL  
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-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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