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« on: August 16, 2004, 10:08:56 PM »

I hate when my 5 year old brother pees on the toilet seat.  Then I don't know until I sit down.  You can't really blame him, but you can.
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2004, 10:19:27 PM »

...such a kind sharer. i always wipe the seat before sitting on it whether at home or out and about.

nice choice for a title one of my friends swears that when i fell over in the bathroom i shouted "oh peeves" *shrugs*
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2004, 10:34:05 PM »

well I guess now I know.  I always wipe the seat when I'm out.  Mole: you sit and pee?
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2004, 11:20:18 PM »

uh uh no   :unsure:  
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2004, 03:25:21 AM »

you know whats even worse? your in a public bathroom, and somebody is ~splooge'ing~ in the stall right beside you, but your at the uniral, and u laugh with they go splash, and then they start having a conversation with you, as they ~splooge~
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2004, 04:31:02 AM »

o_O have you ever experienced that?
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2004, 05:10:04 AM »

I actually have Sad  its not cool
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2004, 12:01:11 PM »

splooge as in shit or 'hand'ywork? ive talked to people while on the shitter before
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2004, 05:20:02 PM »

splooge.. as in going #2

and yes.. i have.. and it's funny as hell *i was the one at the urinal Wink*
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2004, 05:48:49 PM »

oh...*that* kind of splooge :paranoid:
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2004, 06:36:55 PM »

i was a little worried too.

no, i was talking toa guy about how bad the food was at this place for the bowels  :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2004, 11:07:27 PM »

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splooge.. as in going #2

and yes.. i have.. and it's funny as hell *i was the one at the urinal Wink*
Whenever I go to a public bathroom, my objective is to get in and out as fast as possible, without making eye contact with anyone else.  LOL  
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2004, 03:13:20 AM »

as do i....... but hey... no eye contact was made Wink lmfao  Cheesy   LOL  
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2004, 03:25:38 AM »

ARent' you afraid someone's going to see you whip out your luscious cock and ravagely have man sex w/ you?
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2004, 07:02:46 AM »

:blink:

Well... that thought never occurred to me before!  LOL  
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