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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2004, 09:43:00 AM »

*shoots self in the ass* aha new toy for the bondage cuboard *throws the gun to lanair*
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2004, 08:07:48 AM »

Er... ripper's third!

*shoots ripper in the ass*   Cheesy
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- I'm scissors.  Nerf rock.  Paper's fine.

-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2004, 05:52:52 AM »

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Bufflehead9: i'm kinda pissed off
Bufflehead9: just so joo know
cyborghampster1: why?
cyborghampster1: cpirt
cyborghampster1: *court?
Bufflehead9: well, that adds to it...
cyborghampster1: then why
Bufflehead9: they sentenced me to pay her hospital bill and 200 hrs. community service. stupid fucktards
cyborghampster1: LOL HAH
cyborghampster1: wuts her hospital bill?
cyborghampster1: like a dollar
Bufflehead9: only about 200 dollars...it could be worse
cyborghampster1: LOL why 200?
Bufflehead9: cuz its a hospital what do you expect?
cyborghampster1: so the docter could touch her fast ass and crank one out?
Bufflehead9: i dono, they gotta use some sort of special tool. apparently i shot it at too close range, its deep
Bufflehead9: i dono
cyborghampster1: LOL hows it deep
Bufflehead9: well, i've got a powerful gun...
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: so its like 7 inches LOL
cyborghampster1: LOL DAMN
Bufflehead9: yea i know
Bufflehead9: they said there could have been some serious damage
Bufflehead9: and i'm like darn
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: LMAO
Bufflehead9: well seriously, i wouldnt've cared...
Bufflehead9: except it would've been bad for me
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: yeah LOL
Bufflehead9: so i dono, i gotta go clean urinals in a week
Bufflehead9: its fucked
cyborghampster1: wtf?

cyborghampster1: thats messed up
Bufflehead9: well, i mean, i have to go clean bathrooms
Bufflehead9: and its like park facilities that never get cleaned, its gonna suck
cyborghampster1: yeah LOL
Bufflehead9: and thats only for 2 hours UGH! 2 down, 298 to go my god
cyborghampster1: LOL


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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2004, 11:42:08 AM »

uhhh  :blink: 7 inches into the ass... on soem people that would be out the other side...BB's tend not to pierce the skin too  :rolleyes:  
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2004, 12:25:25 PM »

the fact that he/she/it still believed you after that is hilirious.   LOL  
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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2004, 03:34:33 AM »

I feel sorry for your... "cerebrally challenged" friend.  LOL

How long is this gonna go on for?  Tongue  
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- I'm scissors.  Nerf rock.  Paper's fine.

-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2004, 06:31:19 AM »

damn austrailian, he will believe anything

plus i know Galmort in person
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2004, 06:41:06 AM »

/me tries to think if he knows stuf, but gets confused and takes a nap instead Tongue
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2004, 08:51:09 AM »

why does that name sound familiar?  :unsure:  
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2005, 06:13:39 PM »

Ahh!
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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2005, 07:12:35 PM »

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*shoots self in the ass* aha new toy for the bondage cuboard *throws the gun to lanair*
ahaha! *blows the cobwebs away from the bondage cuboard* i missed you!!!! mwaahahah *tries to remember where the key is*
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2005, 05:21:37 AM »

Good old memories..
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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2005, 05:37:52 AM »

:huh:

Of the bondage cupboard or the story...?  :blink:  
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-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2005, 06:26:30 AM »

The story, I don't take part in your lame bondage activities.
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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2005, 04:27:32 PM »

*shoots GF with a BB gun* blasphemy!
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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