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« Reply #135 on: June 05, 2004, 05:34:29 PM »

*hides in marianas trench in pacific ocean*

there, i'm in the deepest part of the ocean in the world.  try eliminating all that water ^_^
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« Reply #136 on: June 05, 2004, 05:50:12 PM »

*gets out magnifying glass* i got time to kill
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« Reply #137 on: June 05, 2004, 06:58:01 PM »

you do realize that the water's gonna rain back into the ocean faster than you can get rid of it with a magnifying glass, right?
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« Reply #138 on: June 05, 2004, 07:12:56 PM »

*points to the huge magnifying glass over the entire ocean and the giant buld next to the sun* we'll see
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« Reply #139 on: June 05, 2004, 07:44:27 PM »

*fires several nukes at magnifying glass*

yay! Cheesy
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« Reply #140 on: June 05, 2004, 07:49:06 PM »

yay! *blast light is magniyed by glass and frys lots of ocean + gamma rays makes smokey fish*
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« Reply #141 on: June 05, 2004, 08:05:18 PM »

no, meaning the magnifying glass if broken, gets drawn into the sun, where it is promptly melted Cheesy
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« Reply #142 on: June 05, 2004, 08:41:08 PM »

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*gets Sun remote control and begins playing with it*
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« Reply #143 on: June 05, 2004, 09:10:53 PM »

*snatches batteries*  

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« Reply #144 on: June 05, 2004, 09:22:43 PM »

dick its solar powered
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« Reply #145 on: June 05, 2004, 09:36:28 PM »

*steals solar receiver thingy
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« Reply #146 on: June 05, 2004, 09:57:45 PM »

*gets out kite strings* you know youll never win

i was thinking earlia, yes big surprise jokes blah blah. if you put a space ship under water it would get crushed and if you put a sub in space it would blow apart. is this right? i figure it is but maybe theyre made well enough not to get destroyed.
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« Reply #147 on: June 05, 2004, 10:59:17 PM »

*cuts kite strings once mole reached 1000 feet up*

yeah, your probably right, with the extreme difference in pressures, the two wouldn't survive in opposite environments.
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« Reply #148 on: June 06, 2004, 02:26:08 PM »

Spaaaaaam.
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