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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2004, 03:28:22 AM »

Notice how when in a supermarket, the short people always ask a taller neighbor to reach stuff on the top shelf (since they are closer)?  The tall ones should ask the short people for products on the bottom shelf, since they are closer to the ground.   LOL  
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2004, 04:37:43 PM »

hmm im 5'10"+somthing, why do you want to be taller? some guys like smaller girls
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2004, 04:44:08 PM »

:unsure: blargh I feel tiny now  
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« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2004, 04:54:15 PM »

i feel sry for the really short people, because they can't ride all the roller coasters at the theme parks. Sad  
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2004, 05:04:01 PM »

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How tall are you? You havent said yet.
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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2004, 05:24:08 PM »

I'm around 5'8",  if I got those inch thingeys right, but ill prolly grow a bit more since i am now just 14  Smiley  
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« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2004, 05:26:49 PM »

Your 14.... Female... and 5'8.....

Im nearly 16.... Male... and 5'6....

And you feel short!
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« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2004, 05:28:27 PM »

yep  Smiley  
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« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2004, 07:23:38 PM »

and hes going gray...
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« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2004, 08:26:59 PM »

LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL

Oh, sorry.  Cheesy  
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« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2004, 08:35:54 PM »

5' 6'' at a male 16..... i think thats when you need the limb lenghtening thingy  Smiley  
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« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2004, 08:57:02 PM »

oh a rack? man servant! prepare the rack :devil:
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« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2004, 09:11:40 PM »

racks? are you talking about boobies?

quote for under "there are a lot of avantages to tiny women"-wally from dilbert.  course he was looking at leprichan porn. .  
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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2004, 09:18:08 PM »

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limb lenthening?! a little bit crazy for me, and as gandalf put it, it could be fine to be short..

i guess it does suck when ur 2 year younger brother is as tall as you (lanair  Cheesy )
my brother is 4 years older than me and i'm almost taller than him. its like dead same
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« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2004, 09:22:42 PM »

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racks? are you talking about boobies?

no its like a wooden bed, you have your feet strapped to a wooden beam at one end and you legs a beam at the other then somone tunrs the crank/lever/red button and the two beams move apart
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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