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« on: March 07, 2004, 04:56:49 AM »

Me and Lara got bored tonight... and we noticed Dreg had a huge Butt. I thus sang a song to Dreg's mucho mucho grande butt.

It is off of Baby Got Back, but it is now....


Dreg Got Back - Arrogance

Oh my God, Lara. Look at his butt. It is so big. He looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends. Who undestands those rap guys? They only talk to him because he looks like a total prostitute. I mean his butt, it's just so big. It's so round. It's just out there. Gross, look. He's just so... black.

Dreg has a big butt, and I cannot lie
And you other brothers can't deny
That when Dreg walks in with his itty bitty waist
And his round thing in your face you get sprung.
I wanna pull up tough,
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Even through the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wid ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you've got makes me so horny.
Ooh, rubber smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me, cause you ain't that average groupie.
ou say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me, cause you ain't that average groupie.
I seen him dancin'. To hell with romancin'.
He's sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vet.
I'm tired of magazines, sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that:
Dreg gotta pack much back.
So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
Has Dreg got some butt? (hell yeah)
So shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake that healthy butt. Dreg got back.
 I like Dreg round and big.
An when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal:
I wanna get Dreg home and
Uh, double up, uh, uh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Those silicone parts are made for toys.
I want Dreg real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Lara's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my Dreg
A word to Dreg
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Dreg, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So Dreg (yeah?), Dreg (yeah?)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Dreg got back
Yeah Dreg
When it comes to Dreg
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if he's 5'3"
 So Dreg rolls a Honda?
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda?
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns Dreg
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me Dreg I can't resist him
Red beans and rice didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz Dreg was on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So Dreg, if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-larasha and kick them nasty thoughts
Dreg got back!



I'll post the picture when its finished. xD
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2004, 05:29:09 AM »

ANd the picture link is here: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5680421/
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2004, 02:39:49 AM »

anyone else having trouble figuring out that picture?
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2004, 08:29:35 AM »

I'm glad I aint alone in not having the slightest frigging idea what it is. :miffed:
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2004, 08:55:13 AM »

I've tilted my head every which way and i cannot tell
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2004, 01:25:32 PM »

Its me singing, and a picture of Dreg's ass. xD
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2004, 01:28:57 PM »

yeahs but its impossible to make out
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2004, 09:09:20 PM »

if you look at it really hard, you can just make it out...i....think.....*runs away from the picture*
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2004, 09:31:39 PM »

He's the black wolf with the circle and the arrow pointing to his ass.
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2004, 04:58:26 AM »

I kind of see it...I thought they were rocks at first.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2004, 12:24:30 PM »

Rocks in the shape of wolves and foxes with wings?
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2005, 06:39:16 AM »

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