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« Reply #105 on: February 20, 2004, 05:08:46 AM »

A: I am not a wasteful person.

Q: What is "it" in the phrase "What time is it?"
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« Reply #106 on: February 20, 2004, 05:15:01 AM »

A: "it" is a pronoun

Q: Will NS ever stop being a bitch? <_<
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« Reply #107 on: February 20, 2004, 05:16:14 AM »

A: ns is not a bitch

Q: will i win?
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« Reply #108 on: February 20, 2004, 05:27:55 AM »

A: only if you bribed the judge w/ sex.

Q: How the fuck do you get a t-shirt in a bottle?
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« Reply #109 on: February 20, 2004, 09:59:26 AM »

A/Q, What size bottle?
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« Reply #110 on: February 20, 2004, 08:49:50 PM »

A: just big enough for a normal-sized phallus to push the shirt in

Q: How big is "normal-sized"?
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« Reply #111 on: February 20, 2004, 09:15:08 PM »

A: /me looks down and shakes head... not that head, the one between my shoulders

Q: Are those eyebrows or hair? --->  :miffed:  
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« Reply #112 on: February 20, 2004, 10:30:30 PM »

A: Neither, it's pubic hair transplant.

Q: Are you sure that thing between your shoulders the head you're thinking of?  It's tiny... awwww...

(don't mind me if you want... too much Who's Line Is It? episodes)
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« Reply #113 on: February 20, 2004, 11:15:02 PM »

A: It's the only head that's on straight, so it must be.  Shocked

Q: WTF is wrong with --->  :hehe:  ?!?!?!
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« Reply #114 on: February 20, 2004, 11:35:56 PM »

A: He took the bong, that's why he's all cockooo...

Q: Does anyone have a crossbow?
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« Reply #115 on: February 21, 2004, 12:36:39 AM »

A: not me

Q: have you seen the new bsite?
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« Reply #116 on: February 21, 2004, 01:35:26 AM »

A: It's brand-spankin-new!

Q: Has anyone tried looking for devil-worship connotations in the site?
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« Reply #117 on: February 21, 2004, 02:42:16 AM »

A: :devil:

Q: Why is my back sore???
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« Reply #118 on: February 21, 2004, 03:26:57 AM »

A: Because you haven't tried my love-touch massages, my dear.

Q: Who agrees that we need more females around here?
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« Reply #119 on: February 21, 2004, 03:41:57 AM »

A: Not me...

Q: Are you just upset that we're not even touchable by you in real life? (jailbait neh?)
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