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« Reply #465 on: January 29, 2004, 10:15:33 PM »

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ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: me sir?
no sir!
i wudnt guess sir!
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: are you calling me sir, sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: indded i am boy sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: why sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: for fun sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: whats with the i wouldnt guess sir then sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: the maths homework sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: i see, sir.... what about it, sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: i wudnt guess sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: what wouldnt you guess about it, sir? that it was easy, sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: that i cudnt find the mental capacity sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: that a blind monkey with the clap could do it sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: XD
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: its only an imc, sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: designed for year 9s sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: very easy sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: iu must have missed the techiniques sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: which techniques sir? i didnt bother with the angles fuckshit, sir, couldnt be fucked sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: i guessed for those, sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: *scratches crotch and makes monkey noises*
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: here sir have a lovely banana sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: why thankyou sir... did you pleasure yourself with it sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: and rmemeber sir the male monkeys dont like that business sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: i certainly did sir!
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: arse sir i mean i certainly did not sir!
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: ooh sir, did you cum sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: way ott sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: wow sir, must have been good sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: well it was a jolly big 'anana sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: whoa, sir, did it all fit sir?
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: it did not sir, we both had a split sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: *cringe*
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: thats going to be sore in the morning sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: ask dan to rub it better sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: no sir he wouldnt know the right techniques sir
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: i see, sir
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: o you shall sir Wink
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: ...oh dear
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: that got surreal ages ago
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: now DIE BITCH
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: *charges in with aluminum baseball bat*
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: **PANG!!**
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: **PANG!!**
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: **PANG!!**
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: **PANG!!**
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: *pulls out Eagilian*
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: **PANG!!**
ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here?: *falls over into ambulance*

That... got... surreal.


Which conversation, Anna?
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« Reply #466 on: January 29, 2004, 10:17:21 PM »

o my thats  whoah.  nevermind
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« Reply #467 on: January 29, 2004, 10:17:44 PM »

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ok so who do i hafta slay to get what i want round here? says:
no sir he wouldnt know the right techniques sir

thought it might appear here sir

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Theamazingrugman [4:11 PM]:  no problem... im your new positive reinforcement bitch

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no problem... im your new positive reinforcement bitch

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no problem... im your new positive reinforcement, bitch
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #468 on: January 29, 2004, 10:20:19 PM »

I'm thinkign without the comma but I could be wrong
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« Reply #469 on: January 29, 2004, 10:22:45 PM »

No comma.
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« Reply #470 on: January 29, 2004, 10:25:22 PM »

*sticks cardboard cut out people in bondage cuboard to freak intruders out*

didnt think there was one but i was board so i noticed
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #471 on: January 29, 2004, 10:28:39 PM »

as if the the bondage equipment alone wouldnt freak certain  people out. personaly if I thought there were people in there and found out they were only cut outs i would be quite disapointed
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« Reply #472 on: January 29, 2004, 10:31:15 PM »

:huh: really? *fishes out cattle prob and locks it again* ive been looking for one of these *puts on gaidin cloak and hides*
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #473 on: January 29, 2004, 10:31:44 PM »

Last I checked, we were in the cupboard, too.
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« Reply #474 on: January 29, 2004, 10:32:45 PM »

no you cleaned it after using it now your times up extra costs rental  Tongue  
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #475 on: January 29, 2004, 10:46:18 PM »

You two are queer doesnt cover it....
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« Reply #476 on: January 29, 2004, 10:48:41 PM »

you dont like my lesley nelson cardboard cut out?
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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Yiff Hunter says:
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« Reply #477 on: January 29, 2004, 10:49:34 PM »

oyr payemnt is not beating you to a bloody pulp every cahnce we get
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« Reply #478 on: January 29, 2004, 11:32:15 PM »

*Hides baseball bat*
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« Reply #479 on: January 30, 2004, 12:34:42 AM »

*is still looking for closets*
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