Plate mail on her ass? Why would she need that? LOL
/me thinks of Tika from DragonLance and her frying pan... weapon/shield :blink: :hehe:
Being a noncombatant she didn't have any adequate armor or weapon so she used a frying pan. While traveling she had it slung over her shoulder on a cord; at some point it slips down and ends up shielding her butt (from her future husband I think).
I hope I'm not confusing stories here :hehe: