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« on: June 03, 2004, 12:37:42 PM »

Birds!

Birds. Birds. Birds. Birds. Birds.

WHEN DO THEY SLEEP?
they bloody well dont in bradley stoke. they seem to wake up earlier everyday if it can be called that. they disapear at 8-9PM and reappear at 1:30-2:30am! i was reading my book this morning til about 2am then went to bed and didnt get to sleep until gone 4 cus of all these birds chattering outside. 5 hours of flaming sleep i got! and a uhhh little dozzing after :rolleyes:
 
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2004, 02:39:29 PM »

Heheh, they generally start early here too. Not normally before 4am, but today they were chattering away earlier than that. :/
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2004, 03:19:32 PM »

May I recommend windows rather than a hole in the wall?
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2004, 03:21:01 PM »

you, sir, need a slingshot  Smiley  
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2004, 05:06:29 PM »

oo yeah thats fun.  or get a bird feeder, hang it on a low branch, and steal a couple of cats.   That takes care of that problem Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2004, 05:15:47 PM »

i have a sling...or 3 Wink  infact i found one last night  :rolleyes: just gotta find some suitable stones now.

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whats the difference if the windows open? besides i put some wood by the hole and now i call it a doorway
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2004, 01:13:52 AM »

LOL

Just enjoy the sweet sounds of their melodious voices.  Wink  :hehe:  
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2004, 08:09:15 AM »

The birds round here sound like robots. :angry:

They mimic ring tones, traffic lights & other annoying noises.
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2004, 11:49:39 AM »

you should really move out of the circus its a bad environment for you
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2004, 10:18:02 PM »

I don't like the birds on my roofing building something or just being annoying fucks by tapping unrythmically.  It's weird and drives me crazy.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2004, 03:24:45 AM »

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I wish we had your problem.  In our neighborhood, there are squirrels which eat all the bird food, chew up the house, and are a general nuisance.  <_<  
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2004, 05:41:38 AM »

Why are you giving birds the food anyway?  They crap everywhere and their wild animals which could survive on their own.
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2004, 10:25:56 AM »

during winter we feed them
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2004, 12:04:27 AM »

ISn't that why they fly south for the winter?
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2004, 01:41:36 AM »

not all do, for instance in NYC there are always pigeons, so we feed them
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