recruiting for fur

[Perdition]

attempt number 1:

Dreamseaker99 [3:35 PM]:  hey chad can you do me a favor?
 chad [3:35 PM]:  maybe maybe not
 Dreamseaker99 [3:35 PM]:  sign up at this forum http://www.bpsite.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=SF&f=2  and  post a 'hi i'm new anna sent me' topic
 Dreamseaker99 [3:36 PM]:  one of them will supply me with some porn if you do
 chad [3:36 PM]:  PORN?
 chad [3:36 PM]:  is that site bad?
 Dreamseaker99 [3:36 PM]:  you know naked people having sex
 Dreamseaker99 [3:36 PM]:  no its not bad
 chad [3:37 PM]:  i have a parent block
 Dreamseaker99 [3:37 PM]: 
 Dreamseaker99 [3:37 PM]:  nooo
 Dreamseaker99 [3:37 PM]:  o well
chad [3:37 PM]:  wait how old r u
 Dreamseaker99 [3:37 PM]:  14
 chad [3:38 PM]:  and that into porn
 chad [3:38 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:38 PM]:  yeahs well its  a neccessity
chad[3:38 PM]:  and why is that
 Dreamseaker99 [3:38 PM]:  umm you need me to go into the details?
 chad [3:39 PM]:  l ol
chad [3:39 PM]:  nauty nauty nauty
chad [3:39 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:39 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:39 PM]:  are you telling me you dont look at porn?
 chad [3:39 PM]:  not really
 Dreamseaker99 [3:39 PM]: 
 chad [3:39 PM]:  inky stuff
 Dreamseaker99 [3:39 PM]:  omg and your 16?
 chad [3:40 PM]:  yada yada
 chad[3:40 PM]:  do u look at it with anyone
 Dreamseaker99 [3:40 PM]:  * passes out*
 Dreamseaker99 [3:40 PM]:  no.
 chadn [3:40 PM]:  l ol
 chad [3:40 PM]:  see i have kinda of a porn movie
chad[3:40 PM]:  which some friends watch and laugh at
 chad [3:40 PM]:  LOL
 Dreamseaker99 [3:40 PM]:  awww
 Dreamseaker99 [3:40 PM]:  thats not nice
 Dreamseaker99 [3:41 PM]:  your supposed to enjoy the porn
 chad [3:41 PM]:  ya i know
 chad[3:41 PM]:  but some of it is just so so funny
 Dreamseaker99 [3:41 PM]:  are they secretly wanking in the corner of the room?
 chad [3:41 PM]:  No l ol
 chad [3:41 PM]:  and none of your business
 Dreamseaker99 [3:41 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:41 PM]:  sry sry sry
 chad [3:41 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:42 PM]:  chad where have you gone wrong?
 Dreamseaker99 [3:45 PM]:  k I see your not  gonna answer that one. fair enough
 Dreamseaker99 [3:45 PM]:  where did you get the porn?
chad [3:45 PM]:  what porn
 Dreamseaker99 [3:46 PM]:  the video
 chad [3:46 PM]:  oh my uncle
 Dreamseaker99 [3:46 PM]:  o.O
 chad[3:46 PM]:  he was gone and he had a few so i got one of his
 chad [3:46 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:46 PM]:  oh l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:46 PM]:  I got stuck with the wrong relatives
 chad[3:47 PM]:  l ol
 Dreamseaker99 [3:47 PM]:  so how have you been lately?
 chad [3:47 PM]:  alright
 chad [3:47 PM]:  but hey can i talk to you later
 Dreamseaker99 [3:47 PM]:  yeah sure
 chad [3:47 PM]:  i am at work and not working as you can see
 Dreamseaker99 [3:47 PM]:  ah
 Dreamseaker99 [3:47 PM]:  waisting company money
 Dreamseaker99 [3:48 PM]:  goodwork

ok I know its really for fur and not for porn but I figured he is a guy he'll understand porn, but fur is probobly a stretch.  shocked  doesnt cover his responce at all.  and I'm posting this here because if I do manage to recruit some friends better if they dont read this  

[mole]

he doesnt liek porn so just tell him about fur and if he freaks out all the better.

ooo i like this text;

into english---

Dreamseaker99 [3:41 PM]:  are they secretly wanking in the corner of the room?
chad [3:41 PM]:  No l ol
chad [3:41 PM]:  and none of your business

"they werent in the corner and i was hel... i mean WHO DID YOU TALK TOO!?!?!?... uhh heh heh none of your business"  :paranoid:

Dreamseaker99 [3:45 PM]:  where did you get the porn?
chad [3:45 PM]:  what porn

" what porn? i dont know about no porn, your confused girl *slips $5 to fire* now hush"

[Perdition]

LOL. liek the transaltions.  he is too weird.  he is 16 and still has parental controls.  i worked those off in 5th grade
 "mom I cant go to the news website because of parental controls which means I cant do my  monthly news report for school and I'm gonna fail. "

my dad jumped to remove those restrictors

[mole]

in 5th grade? how boring was your childhood... o i seee    

[Perdition]

the goal was to work them off while I had the opertunity.

[mole]

my parents realoised how futile it is/was and never have given me one

[Perdition]

attempt number 2 was not worth posting so I'm moving on

Attempt #3
 

Dreamseaker99 [2:11 PM]:  hey ashton can you d me a favor?
 Ashton [2:12 PM]:  maybeee
 Dreamseaker99 [2:12 PM]:  sign up at this forum and  post a topic saying I sent you http://www.bpsite.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=SF&f=2
 Ashton [2:13 PM]:  ...why
 Dreamseaker99 [2:13 PM]:  somebody will post some fur for me
 Ashton [2:15 PM]:  fur?
 Ashton [2:15 PM]:  you sign up for me and post saying  you sentme
 Dreamseaker99 [2:16 PM]:  doesnt work
 Dreamseaker99 [2:16 PM]:  the mods can see the ip address
 Dreamseaker99 [2:16 PM]:  http://www.bpsite.co.uk/forums/index.php?a...f=5&t=1404&st=0  this is fur
 Ashton [2:17 PM]:  ew
 Dreamseaker99 [2:17 PM]:  lo l
 Dreamseaker99 [2:18 PM]:  well they cant post porn because then the forum will be closed down so i'll settle for fur
  Ashton [2:18 PM]:  lo l...
 Ashton [2:18 PM]:  why not just look at porn galleries?
 Dreamseaker99 [2:18 PM]:  because I started to like fur
 Dreamseaker99 [2:19 PM]:  and requires little effort on my part
 Ashton [2:19 PM]:  lo l
 Dreamseaker99 [2:20 PM]:  just have to convince you to join and start a topic
 Ashton [2:21 PM]:  why
 Dreamseaker99 [2:21 PM]:  because I want my fur
 Dreamseaker99 [2:22 PM]:  why not do it?  help me out and in the future I may help you out with sumthin
Ashton [2:22 PM]:  like what?
 Dreamseaker99 [2:23 PM]:  I dont know. whatever you need
 Dreamseaker99 [2:24 PM]:  within reason that is
  Ashton [2:24 PM]:  lo l
 Ashton [2:25 PM]:  http://www.spiltmilk.com/index.html
 Ashton [2:25 PM]:  my sis has that in the favorites
  Ashton [2:25 PM]:  must be good she tried to hide it
 Dreamseaker99 [2:27 PM]:  hahaha
 Dreamseaker99 [2:27 PM]:  how old is your sis
 Ashton [2:27 PM]:  16 almost
Ashton [2:27 PM]:  shes computer stupid though!
 Dreamseaker99 [2:27 PM]:  she needs to work on that
 Dreamseaker99 [2:28 PM]:  I save all my weirdstuff to a zipdisk hidden in my underwear drawer
 Dreamseaker99 [2:28 PM]:  noboddy is gonna go  snooping in there
  Ashton [2:28 PM]:  LOL
 Dreamseaker99 [2:29 PM]:  you go snooping around her sites?
  Ashton [2:30 PM]:  its in the favorites...
 Dreamseaker99 [2:30 PM]:  LOL
 Dreamseaker99 [2:36 PM]:  so can you join for me?
  Ashton [2:37 PM]:  no I sent you that link instead
  Ashton [2:37 PM]: 
 Dreamseaker99 [2:38 PM]:  oh well i guess that works
 Dreamseaker99 [2:38 PM]:  thanx
 Ashton [2:38 PM]:  I thought it would...thousand of galleries
 Dreamseaker99 [2:40 PM]:  yeahs but  mole posts quality fur
 Dreamseaker99 [2:40 PM]:  you know how hard it is to find quality fur?
  Ashton [2:40 PM]:  hard?
  Ashton [2:40 PM]:  porn is better its real
 Dreamseaker99 [2:41 PM]:  I dunno sometimes  the fur is just soo sexy
 Ashton [2:42 PM]:  LOL

normally  I wouldnt have said  I was after fur but  he was pretty cool about porn and  we had a great talk about balls and boobies yesterday so I figured he would just help me out here.  

[ns33]

Some people just have problems with their sexuallity. Luckily, I found mine years ago...

[Perdition]

err what?

[mole]

what ill man?!?!

porn is better its real

psychitrists are paid well, they have good jobs
 

[ns33]

I reread the thing and am shocked. Parental controls? At 16? I wouldn't want this kid driving a car anytime soon.  <_<  

[Perdition]

LOL. well I just started talking to him he is bit weird.

yeah but he was at work so its kinda expected.

[Godfather]

I love looking at this forums history.

[mole]

heheheh this has really cheered me up, i forgot all about it


.....except that link #3 gave you

[Perdition]

:blink:

took me a good 10 minutes to remember the context of this.  

And porn really is better than fur...