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Question: Which race do you think is the best?
Humans - 7 (38.9%)
Elves - 8 (44.4%)
Dwarves - 3 (16.7%)
Total Voters: 20

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« Reply #75 on: April 22, 2004, 01:46:10 AM »

Humans are easily corrupted though.  Tongue  
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« Reply #76 on: April 22, 2004, 04:59:44 AM »

yes, but we value more important things than poetry above everything else Tongue
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« Reply #77 on: April 22, 2004, 05:39:18 AM »

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*sigh* people are so mistaken about dwarves.  We've got very tough hard to chew muscles everywhere, and we're big boned so we're not good eating, but a couch potato 300 pound human?  mmmmmmmm  They're gooood..  not that I've *ahem* ever eaten any *ahmg* and I just heard it from, er...... an Orc!  yep.  an Orc.
yea but dwarves are dirty from digging in the tunnel.  The only thing I give them is that they had orgies w/ Snow White.
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« Reply #78 on: April 22, 2004, 03:04:33 PM »

but those look more like gremlins than anything else... nearest might be miniature trolls.

besides, one of them is named "droopy", wasn't it? (yes, with all its connotations)

and on top of that, why would you want to have orgies with 6 other guys...
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« Reply #79 on: April 22, 2004, 10:04:26 PM »

There wasn't a droopy!  LOL

And... maybe they're bisexual dwarves?  :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #80 on: April 22, 2004, 11:54:12 PM »

please....no bisexual orgies...it'll scare off anyone who wanders over here Tongue
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« Reply #81 on: April 23, 2004, 09:23:06 PM »

*wonders what's the wrong with you people...
it's all about the elves Cheesy  :archer:  
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« Reply #82 on: April 23, 2004, 10:47:47 PM »

something about a short stubby guy with a big axe makes them cooler than fruit cups with arrows
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« Reply #83 on: April 24, 2004, 04:09:37 AM »

<_<

At least the "fruit cups" are more flexible... oh, sorry sharky.  Cheesy  
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« Reply #84 on: April 24, 2004, 04:49:22 AM »

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There wasn't a droopy!  LOL

And... maybe they're bisexual dwarves?  :rolleyes:
It's Dopey ok...and what's wrong w/ bisexuals.  I was just saying that they all had their turn.
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« Reply #85 on: April 24, 2004, 06:02:55 PM »

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At least the "fruit cups" are more flexible... oh, sorry sharky.  Cheesy
sorry for what? i'm confused :huh: (again) Tongue

*slices off lanairs head to make things simpler* Tongue
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« Reply #86 on: April 25, 2004, 05:11:16 AM »

Never mind, sharky.  It was just another one of my sexual innuendos.  LOL  
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« Reply #87 on: April 25, 2004, 05:51:10 AM »

*thinks he gets it, but won't ponder on it* Tongue
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« Reply #88 on: April 25, 2004, 06:23:26 AM »

Ah.. the benefits of being a pacifist  LOL  
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