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Question: Who is Jesus?
Jesus is Jesus. - 3 (21.4%)
SS. - 1 (7.1%)
Rug. - 0 (0%)
FireFairy. - 0 (0%)
EvilKnight - 3 (21.4%)
Galmort. - 0 (0%)
Arahen - 0 (0%)
Someone else not on the list. - 3 (21.4%)
Bob. - 4 (28.6%)
Total Voters: 16

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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2004, 04:24:44 PM »


Actually, they can't!  It looks like he has 0 posts to me...  Is this divine powers, or a not-so-divine glitch?
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2004, 04:28:13 PM »

Shhh, I'm trying to screw with her mind! Tongue

And I guess you can call it divine powers; I've set it so posts within the Temple don't increase the counter, and Jesus hasn't left here yet. He's probably trying to talk to daddy but we're all disturbing him. Wink
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2004, 04:48:06 PM »

Shocked oh yeah, infact uo cant screw my mind since its alrady screwed..and i would need a mind to get screwed if somebody would screw my mind  :unsure:  
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2004, 05:31:32 PM »

Im not Jesus. Im one of the sub-princes of Hell (of which there are four - claim the others yourselves). Lucifer himself is Daimao, and Lillith is his girlfriend, obviously.
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2004, 05:40:16 PM »

Theres no "Jesus is fake" option...
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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2004, 05:41:47 PM »

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Read the bold, he has no posts...
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"How could you be intimidated by a woman who had told you in dead seriousness that there were one hundred and seven different kisses, and ninety-three ways to touch a man's face with your hand?" --Min--
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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2004, 05:49:24 PM »

Because postcunts dont increase in the Temple, fucktard.
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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2004, 06:06:18 PM »

*slap* jesus is jebus's secret alias name
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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2004, 10:51:23 PM »

Shall I post who I am now?
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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2004, 10:54:45 PM »

do what you like. doesn't matter
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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2004, 11:11:41 PM »

silly blasphemer, acting like me.
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« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2004, 11:19:39 PM »

Alright, I'll tell you who Jesus is. I made the name Jesus for fun. xD
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« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2004, 11:39:24 PM »

why does it now surprise me? Wink  
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2004, 12:11:39 AM »

You ALL should have known I was Jesus! Tongue


But really, Jesus, honest to god, goes to my school. Though, he's more goth than you'd guess. But goddamnit, he IS Jesus!
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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2004, 12:20:12 AM »

a jesus lives down the road from me.  he was also gothic.
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