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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2003, 01:48:03 AM »

I'd have to say Meowth was the coolest (of course, I like cats).  But yeah, it was once cool.  Now they have like 3 different "generations" (This  is beginning to sound like KoC!)  LOL  
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2003, 09:24:21 PM »

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(of course, I like cats).
oo like cats eh?  do you want 20 blood sucking, deranged, inbred, parasite cats?Huh?  we can get rid of them and we arn't about to shoot them(unless they start eating eachother again)anyways do you want them.  ican mail them to  you i'll actually pay you to take them.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2003, 10:07:50 PM »

Cat hater!  Cats aren't "blood sucking, deranged, inbred parasites"!  And I probably would take them, if my parents let me have any more cats in the house.  Sad  
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2003, 06:05:24 PM »

well the ones I have r LOL.  you step outside and they attack you.  they are like pirannas.  and they are very inbred.  It's disgusting.
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2003, 06:57:46 PM »

I'm glad not to live near them.  

On second thought, I'll let you keep your cats (I don't want em anymore).  Cheesy

What if you got a big dog........  Wink  
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2003, 09:12:17 PM »

depends how many cats she has if its loads then they may overpower the dog  Shocked  
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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2003, 09:18:08 PM »

no they can't over power big dogs. LOL I tried to get my dogs to beat them up but they just gave me funny looks.  my dogs like to chase them but that about it Sad  I have about 20 cats.  I really just want to get a big box put them in it and drop them off at the humane society.  I was thinking, the  humane society should get a drop box.  I'm sure people would use it.  i know I would LOL.
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2003, 09:23:40 PM »

yikes 20? we have a hard time with 8 odd cats that live in other ppls houses. shud i feel sorry for you? stay away from your house? or send a cat care unit?
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2003, 09:35:50 PM »

come by and take them away.  well the old slow one can stay but take away the rest LOL
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2003, 05:01:51 AM »

cats suck. they slowed me down on my way to work cause i tried to sit in the car, but landed on a cat instead. somehow the little devil crawled in the window  :angry:  
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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2003, 05:17:52 AM »

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cats suck. they slowed me down on my way to work cause i tried to sit in the car, but landed on a cat instead. somehow the little devil crawled in the window  :angry:
Awww.  How cute!  I mean, bad.  LOL  
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2003, 05:36:06 AM »

LOL I know don't cats suck?  and then you have to get them out of the car which can take a while because they like to hop around.
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2003, 06:35:57 AM »

I would think dogs would be worse.  At least in a cat's case, the critter is manageably small (i.e. pickupable).  Getting some of those large dogs would be quite a chore!  Tongue  
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2003, 05:09:12 PM »

nah you can just grab a dog ball and throw it accross the garden and it'll bound out like anything   :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2003, 03:14:06 AM »

I like cats and dogs... cept when ur sleepin cats like to bite ur legs and mess with ya and wake ya up in the middle of the nite... :hmmm:  
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