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« on: December 18, 2005, 09:23:05 AM »

Ever heard of global warming? Well hey. I figured it out. As the population of people on the earth oincrease, so does the numebr fo sinners. So, hell moves cloer to earth and earth is hotter.
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 04:48:16 PM »

and spelling suffers a adverse effect. stupid but logical  :paranoid:  
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 11:48:50 PM »

I'm not up to date on the bible but isn't hell under earth? or is that just in cartoons?
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 12:03:40 AM »

i think he means that hell expands towards the surface so it gets hotter up here
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 04:51:52 AM »

And I always thought it was because of all that extra CO2 gas... ah well, learn something new every day.   LOL  
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 05:46:08 AM »

Wait, does that mean hell is endothermic or exothermic ?
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 04:30:12 PM »

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Ever heard of global warming? Well hey. I figured it out. As the population of people on the earth oincrease, so does the numebr fo sinners. So, hell moves cloer to earth and earth is hotter.
Assuming sinners generally own oil refineries, power stations and large cars, I agree. =p.
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 06:29:32 PM »

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Wait, does that mean hell is endothermic or exothermic ?
if it were endothermic then it moving closer to the surface would make things colder  <_<  
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2005, 09:17:10 AM »

I wonder why hell is always thought of as hot.  What if it was freezing and we just didn't know it? It's like Antartica.
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2005, 10:17:54 AM »

Hmm... well, I can handle the cold much better than heat, so yay?  LOL  
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2005, 01:17:38 AM »

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I wonder why hell is always thought of as hot.  What if it was freezing and we just didn't know it? It's like Antartica.
Fear factor.
Fire is dangerous no matter how cold or hot the environment is.  Even the smallest of flames can cause long lasting pain (longer then the act of getting burned and cooling back down).  It’s not likely that you can have a burst of cold strong enough to freeze and kill your skin, but you can have flame consume your home and all your positions (even yourself) incredibly fast.  
I’m also thinking in terms of when people were just getting introduced to the religion (a long time ago), they will already know that flame is something to fear (it really should be respected) so this concept of hell (being a bad place) being a land of fire would naturally be a place to fear.
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2005, 03:53:54 AM »

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It’s not likely that you can have a burst of cold strong enough to freeze and kill your skin
liquid nitrogen
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2005, 08:14:46 AM »

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I’m also thinking in terms of when people were just getting introduced to the religion (a long time ago) [...]
When liquid nitrogen is readily available ... Wink  
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2005, 08:10:09 AM »

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Liquid Helium = colder.  Tongue  LOL  
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2006, 09:00:43 PM »

Liquid colder = colder.  
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A Labourless Peasant, (Damning, Rambling, Aspiring, Unenlightening, King of Anything)
A Masked Faceless, (Diabolical Reliable Assassin of the Underworld, Knowledgeable in the mimickable Arts.)
A Soldier of Sand, Deplorable and Dutiful. Rugged yet Refined. United, and Undeniable. Austere yet Amendable. Kind, and Kingly. Arduous yet Amiable.
A General of the Fallen Legion, (I led my forces into the Deep, we Ran to Assault the Undefeated Keep. Admirably my men crashed like a wave to a ship. the ground shook with our marching and caused me to slip. I fell and later I began to wake. the ground again began to shake, but this time every one fell... Into the Lord’s precipice of hell, here I am damned to forever fall into the abyss.)
A King of the Fallen Nation, (Death stalks his murky streets. Rats run rampant to their Abundant feasts. The Undead stalk the boarders at night. the King, though fallen, has yet to be defeated in a fight. No nation dares intrude upon the unrelenting king. For they fear the horrors his merciless wrath would bring. People fear to leave his nation, and also to Arrive. But his people are just as relentless and resialiant,  they strive to survive.) “The Nation of Steel Will Never Yield.
An Emperor [span style=\'color:green\']of the Anarchists
, (Dispiteous Reaper of Atrocion, Underestimated Kaiser of Ambition)
A God [span style=\'color:green\']of the Faithless[/span], (Defiance, I will never allow. Reliance, I will never allow. Assurance, I will never give. Understanding, I will never give. Killing I will never explain. Always basking, in paradox.)
I am: The Dead, The Underworld, and Death.
I am... Drauka.
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-Remorse for there is naught left to remorse for.
-We are the metaphorical whores of a new generaltion.
-Again metaphors that means people sit silent and still.
-Ah, this life is just my chessboard, and you are just my pawn.
-Feel the fucking fire rise, up and above and past your eyes.

Jason H. Fredricks'
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