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« on: November 01, 2005, 12:10:33 AM »

If you were to give us youngens advice about life due to personal experience, what would you say?
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 12:23:35 AM »

never tell a girl she looks bad.

always aim for the toilet.

change your underwear everyday.

pay attention at school.

do drugs, dont get adicted.      (told to us by an ex alchol abuser while our teacher was out of the room)

and all ways make the most of things.

oh and dont give church goes an inch or theyll have your arm off  Wink  
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 03:01:13 AM »

don't believe what you read

never get roped into shopping for clothes with girls

don't be a jerk

always offer help for those who need it

don't drink and drive(not me personally but i've seen the effects)

never ever believe a neo-con

don't attempt to argue with an extrmemist, it lowers your IQ

restrain yourself from killing wiggas, goths, emos, posers, JAPS and bascially 90% of surburbanites

S'LONG FRANCIS FERDINAND(NOT THE BAND) HELLO WWI!!!
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 09:20:47 AM »

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never get roped into shopping for clothes with girls

how did i forget that one? ^ best advice yet
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 10:53:42 PM »

it's not just clothes.  shopping with girls in general is a bad idea
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 10:56:26 PM »

Subscribe to many online forums.

Spend as much time as possible away from computers.

Have a social life.

Talking to people over AIM is perfectly acceptable.

 LOL  
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 01:37:47 PM »

to live is to love, and if you don't then you're sad.

Boys masturbate no matter what so don't try to stop them.

Use condoms.

Take showers.  You might get more friends

Eat, but exercise only if you plan to out run a bear

most people aren't perfect, you just have more problems than them.

Brown is the color of poop.
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2005, 10:00:00 PM »

i would say above all else physically...never lose your cool :cool:  
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2005, 10:09:19 PM »

Hmm... Procrastinating is fun, until the day something is due and your life becomes hell (but that still doesn't mean you should do stuff on time).  ^_^
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-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2005, 11:05:40 PM »

I don't know, doing stuff before its due is fun

btw i'm just starting a 4 page paper on economics that is due tommorow, and i wish i hadn't done that. wish me luck
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2005, 02:11:26 AM »

advice, eh?  let's see, I think they all covered the essentials already :/

football isn't football unless it's football

always accept a game to be a "contact sport," even if it's chess Cheesy

live life to the fullest, just because it's fun that way

a mac is always inferior hehehehe Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2005, 02:17:43 AM »

Be punctual

Speak well

Don't speak to yourself, no matter how well...it's still weird  *looks at father and sister* Wink

Just because you think it, doesn't mean you should say it

Those who look beautiful may very well be very ugly people
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2005, 02:18:47 AM »

I'd love to see extreme chess LOL  reminds me of the scene in the 1st Harry Potter Cheesy  
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2005, 02:19:48 AM »

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! PUNCTUAL!!! NEVER!!!

*runs off into some dark cave*
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2005, 02:23:31 AM »

IT BURNS US!!! man i'm a procrasinator, punctuality is like death to me (assuming i'm using the definition correctly)
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I have become Death; destroyer of worlds.
--J. Robert Oppenheimer upon witnessing the explosion of the first atomic bomb
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
--Plato
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