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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2005, 02:13:57 AM »

isn't his mom a shark too... or else.... how could that happen?
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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2005, 03:13:55 PM »

looks like another painful gardening accident
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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2005, 10:48:01 PM »

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Heh... I just got a strange mental image.  LOL  
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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2005, 06:29:26 AM »

Well, apparently he's a cross. Human-shark, since he can type.


Though, makes you wonder. If the mother was the shark, imagine how hard and painful it must've been for the father.  Tongue  
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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2005, 02:01:38 PM »

wait his father had a shark fetish? :huh:  
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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2005, 01:53:04 AM »

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Though, makes you wonder. If the mother was the shark, imagine how hard and painful it must've been for the father.  Tongue
That image is too disturbing to contemplate.
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« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2005, 03:47:53 AM »

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Doesn't every normal guy?  :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2005, 07:47:00 PM »

Ya, every ‘normal’ guy has such fetishes
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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2005, 10:27:47 PM »

Lanair often dreams of well endowed shark women. I had a machine that let me look into his dreams, and thats what I saw every time. Tongue
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2005, 08:17:51 AM »

Wow, I wonder what you see in my dreams...(I'd like to know, I don't remember them)

how come you don't share cool machines like that with us?  :miffed:
 
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2005, 05:35:15 AM »

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Lanair often dreams of well endowed shark women. I had a machine that let me look into his dreams, and thats what I saw every time. Tongue
Every dream?  What about my dreams of other well-endowed female animals?  Tongue  
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2005, 05:39:06 AM »

like goats?
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2005, 06:14:52 AM »

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Every dream?  What about my dreams of other well-endowed female animals?  Tongue
Usually they only show up in mass lesbian orgies with the well-endowed shark women.
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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2005, 07:04:44 AM »

I would imagine that shark women could be somewhat primal …(you know what I mean) but that might lead to more bestial actions, like biting in fit of passion.  Being part shark could possibly be fatal; that’s quite a love bite.  
(too much thinking)
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2005, 04:22:05 AM »

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Yes, definatly.  Tongue

But hey, who wouldn't risk decapitation (or worse Wink ) to have a shark as a wife?  LOL  
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