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« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2004, 03:47:43 AM »

HuhHuh?

Americans are the greatest inventors, and you had nothing to do with our military!  Tongue  
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« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2004, 12:29:20 PM »

<_< The greatest inventor was Leonardo Da Vinci.
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« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2004, 01:29:26 AM »

Um..... Edison, anyone?  Smiley

Well, even if you consider Leo a more sucessful inventor, at least he wasn't British!  LOL  
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« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2004, 10:56:58 AM »

Thomas Edison discovered the lightbulb.

Leonardo invented a bridge, helicopter, submarine, machine gun, tank, parachutes, and more.
He painted the most famous painting of all time, and many other master pieces.

If you want British inventions:
Computer, Geostationary Satellite, Hovercraft, Jet Engine, Lawnmower, Steam Train, Telephone, Television, The Web, and so on...

Infact, the lightbulb is British too! Joseph Swan created a working lightbulb in 1860, and had his patent a year before Edison got his!
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« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2004, 04:18:18 PM »

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Saddam...

Saddam who?





























No no Saddam Hussein...get it right next time or I'll shoot ya.
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« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2004, 12:26:55 AM »

Very cute.  Tongue

SS- the lightbulb was not Edison's greatest invention, at least in his own opinion.  Go here to see a list of his patents.  He tops Leo any day.  Smiley  
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« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2004, 11:31:10 AM »

They're all the same frigging thing repeated several times!

And they're patents, not inventions. I mean "Design for a Cabinet" - a cabinet design is hardly an invention!
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« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2004, 04:14:43 AM »

It's an innovation.  Besides, most of Leo's ideas didn't get off the drawing board!  At least Edison created a lot of useful stuff!  Wink  
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« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2004, 10:19:44 AM »

It's a fecking cupboard door!

And Edison created a few crappy things, nothing of much use at all.
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« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2004, 11:19:52 PM »

Um... what about the motion picture and phonograph?
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« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2004, 11:32:17 PM »

Shush. Stop going off-topic. Tongue


Funny: everyone go read this!
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« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2004, 11:46:44 PM »

haha, nice.  Cheesy  
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« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2004, 03:51:38 AM »

LOL  LOL  LOL

I like how he's trying to sell merchandise at the end, too.  LOL  
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« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2004, 11:19:58 AM »

Well think of all the bandwidth he's using - that link is shooting round the globe...
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« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2004, 02:37:08 PM »

hahahaha!!! that is great
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