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So I'm sitting at my puter minding my own buisness (yeah right) and I hear this obnoxious squeeky noise outside. I'm thinking "oh great damn cats fucking again" They have a thing for moaning loudly while they are getting it on. honestly cant they be discreet about it? but its starting to get a bit too squeeky for that. "hmm maybe the cats cought a sickly bat and are brutalizing it, ah well whatever it is it will quiet down soon." Oh but no. an hour and 1/2 later i'm getting really tired of these squeeking and growling noises. So i wander downstairs with a flashlight and my trusty spoon(no relation to the story at all but it kept me company so i felt the need to mention it), walk outside shine the flashlight around and i stumble in apon a racoon orgy. :blink: bout 5 or 6 of the buggers stopped what they were doing just staring at me, me staring back. I splash a bit of water on them hoping there will run off and make with the nasty somewhere else. Go back upstairs, its quiet for a few minutes. then the squeeking moaning noises continues on, louder than before, and it keeps getting louder as they get more and more into it. eventually it quieted down but they went on for a good 2 and 1/2 hours. gross little creatures <_<
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Hornet
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 09:38:32 AM » |
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You ought to try listening to a group of hedgehogs at it. They hide under the hedges and go on for hours and you never even see them (which is probably a good thing). You just have to point the hose in the general direction and hope you hit 'em.
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In the fridge! By the cheese! Waggle waggle!
Money isn't the solution to life's problems, but it can usually buy it.
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Uber Peasant
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 11:46:16 AM » |
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i've seen squirrels doin it, ugh hurts to even think about it
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mole
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 05:43:39 PM » |
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what no comments my way?
thats so...
naughty racoons :paranoid:
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
CLEAN?
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yes
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like |
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Daimao
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 08:13:21 PM » |
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hey,at least it aren't your parents you're hearing LOL
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 09:00:40 PM » |
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hmm...thats funny and weird... :huh: I heard though, that only dolphins and humans had sex for pleasure...and an orgy wouldn't exactly be for reproduction purposes...weird..and funny  |
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Perdition
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 09:35:37 PM » |
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the hose was on the other side of the house and I was feeling lazy.
good point dai.
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 09:58:14 PM » |
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LOL LOL LOL LOL Lucky you, fire!  I'm happy to say I've never heard any animal in an orgy. :hehe: |
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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Filran
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2004, 07:13:01 PM » |
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Humans are animals. Humans do tend to have orgys.
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Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
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Galmort
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2004, 10:35:35 PM » |
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LOL i love how you put that. "do tend to have" BRILLIANT!!!!! no orgy for galmort. never seen nor heard |
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2004, 04:20:07 AM » |
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Raccoon orgy...how could I miss this?
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2004, 02:37:36 PM » |
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cats are always having orgies in my garden, and there are even more cats now since its getting hotter
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mole
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2004, 04:52:44 PM » |
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cats are fighting AS well as, its friggin annoying in the middle of the night, think i might go find some rocks and line them up on my window sill, i found my catapult the other day; heh nice pun :devil:
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Yiff Hunter says:
and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :
CLEAN?
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yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like |
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Lord Lanair
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2004, 07:48:31 PM » |
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LOL Why not record it on video; then you could listen all throughout the year. |
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- I'm scissors. Nerf rock. Paper's fine.
-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.
-Que sera, sera.
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Saladin
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2004, 03:28:32 AM » |
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just because you get off on that Lanair, doesn't mean she does
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
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