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« on: March 09, 2004, 05:00:18 AM » |
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Fook Yoo Mei Beyao Chii.
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Hmm... A guy uses electrical massage on a woman, raises the amplitude, she has an orgasm. He doesn't realize that she died, and he has sex with her. After he finishes, he realizes she's dead, so he massages the heart, gives artifical breathing, and revives her, only to have sex with her again.
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I had more to post here, but lack of sleep stole it all away... sigh...
Maybe some sleep will bring it back
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underruler
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2004, 05:02:18 AM » |
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Um...that really happened?
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Perdition
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2004, 05:26:39 AM » |
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fun. I like randomness throw some more out there when you get the energy
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GandalfTheOld
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2004, 05:18:55 PM » |
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Play a game of Guess What You Ate!
Game steps:
1. One player goes to the bathroom, takes a dump.
2. The rest of the players assemble around the toilet bowl, and takes guesses at what you ate during the few days back.
Rules:
1. The $|-|!7 must be your own, and no one else's.
2. Each player can touch, smell, look at the $|-|!7.
Can be single-player, as long as you're forgetful.
Also playable with fart.
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Perdition
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2004, 05:24:24 PM » |
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:blink: yuck
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Arahen
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2004, 06:15:10 PM » |
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hehe thats..yucky yet funny if you forget the yucky ness..
XD you can get free beer and wine at our school play, after it ended.. LOL al those silly drunk people
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underruler
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2004, 05:35:51 AM » |
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How do you do it w/ farts? I mean the gas is processed through bacteria so it wouldn't smell the same...
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GandalfTheOld
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2004, 05:49:27 AM » |
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That's the challenge of it all.
You could light the fart on fire and test if it catches on fire, etc... XD
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GandalfTheOld
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2004, 05:01:37 AM » |
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The other day, I downloaded what seemed to be Matrix Revolutions.
Big mistake.
With my luck, and how I couldn't manage to get a single working one downloaded on my last 22-34 tries, I should have known.
It was a fake, and turned out to be a French pr0n.
Oh, the hilarity doesn't stop there.
It starts off by showing off 3-4 bottom-less barely-18-looking-but-when-you-see-their-face-they-look-20 girls' pubic areas, complete with a little tuft of pubic hair.
Worse:
There's a guy that chooses one of the girls, shaves off the little pubic hair that's left of her, and that guy turns out to be a 60-year-ish old man.
OH, and the sickness couldn't just stop:
Later, a guy that reminds me of Crocodile Hunter goes off having sex with a girl, and his buddy is out in the hall, watching the two go at it. Another girl joins that buddy, and the buddy moves in on her. I won't comment on the girls, it's the buddy that got me sick.
The only thing running on my mind when the girl gives that buddy a BJ was: Circumcision.
Never noticed it before in my life, and it was horrifyingly sick. Ewwwwww... all that foreskin? No wonder Jews hated the Gentiles long ago.
Alright, my rant's over for today. Carry on.
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Perdition
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2004, 05:08:12 AM » |
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lmao. what i love is the fact that you watched it after you saw what it was and its weirdness.
I always interpreted it as the jews being hated but I've only seen biased material.
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2004, 05:09:36 AM » |
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It's a two way thing. And yeah, I was thinking it was odd you he didn't stop when he saw the weirdness. Unless he's just pretending not to like it... Gand?  |
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Peter 'SpectralShadows' Boughton,
Seeker of Perfection, BPsite Sitelord.
Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming
defiance with the last breath, to spit in the Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day.
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2004, 05:42:22 AM » |
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Hentai anime numbed down my senses.
It's past liking or hating, it's just words of apathy somehow resembling emotion.
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Filran
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2004, 01:43:20 PM » |
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omzzzooor l0lzz gand wthc pr000n looollololzxzzzz!!!!@!!@!@!@!111221
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Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
Member of TGA for five years! Joined Feb 1st, 2003
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2004, 02:52:30 PM » |
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:huh:
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GandalfTheOld
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2004, 03:59:21 PM » |
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/me shoots tranquilizer darts into Filran.
Well, new rant is about Lineage II.
Looks reminiscent of Ragnarok Online, but it has its good sides and bad sides.
A beta is a beta is a beta.
You're an ass if you have to PAY for something that's still in the testing stages.
I've yet to see the game in action, but no matter how good it is, money is only good for the final result.
Of course, companies aren't perfect, so patches and things are forgiveable (but things like Blizzard and their 15+ consecutive patches for Diablo 2? questionable)...
But it's a freakin BETA!
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