<Firefairy_8> you shall not pass me
* Firefairy_8 goes into gandalf mode
<underruler> uh heh...
<Firefairy_8> "you shall not pass!"
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<Firefairy_8> that was gandalf right? i'll feel really stupid if I was quoting the wrong person
* matt_the_shark whips fire with firey brand and drags her into the abyss
<matt_the_shark> yes it was gandalf
<Firefairy_8> aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<underruler> GANDALF
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<NS33> you wanna go anywhere else?
* matt_the_shark fights with fire while falling
<Firefairy_8> actually I dont think gandalf did that last part but he should have
<NS33> there's some good sex machines that you should see
* Firefairy_8 kicks sharky's firey ass
<matt_the_shark> which part?
<matt_the_shark> the long yess?
<matt_the_shark> yell*
<Firefairy_8> mhm
<matt_the_shark> but i'm firey, you get burned : P
<diskreet> 2: : : MercAlert : : : 12 Mercenaries Now Available: 3,119 Attack. 1,615 Defensive. 2: : :
* matt_the_shark notes that gandalf's robes are on fire : P
<Firefairy_8> i'm a wizard I can do what I please
<Firefairy_8> o no we dont want to see gandalf naked
<matt_the_shark> you can't conjure water : P
<matt_the_shark> go find a lake or something
<Firefairy_8> well then *takes off robed
<Firefairy_8> *ribe
<underruler> Sex machines O_o
<Firefairy_8> **robe
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<Firefairy_8> or I could try and masturbate on the fire
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<underruler> WHAT!
<Firefairy_8> maybe thats how he became gandalf the white
<underruler> O_O
* matt_the_shark runs away screaming
<Firefairy_8> LOL
<matt_the_shark> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
<underruler> OMFG OMFG OMFG
<matt_the_shark> RUN AWAY! IT'S AN OLD NAKED WIZARD!
<Firefairy_8> masturbating on his robe
<matt_the_shark> RUN AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
<Firefairy_8> that worked well
<matt_the_shark> RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
* matt_the_shark trips on a banana peel and falls in a lake
<underruler> OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
* matt_the_shark 's fire is put out
* matt_the_shark dies
<Firefairy_8> owned!
<matt_the_shark>
* Firefairy_8 puts soggy robe back on
* matt_the_shark comes back in the form of a blind invicible deamon
* underruler hides in teh corner of a cave
<matt_the_shark> HA! I CAN'T SEE YOUR OBCENITIES! : p
<underruler> in some very distant galaxy
* Firefairy_8 humnps blind deamon
<Firefairy_8> *humps
<matt_the_shark> o_O
<Firefairy_8> gandalf was played by a gay guy so it works : P
* matt_the_shark runs away
<matt_the_shark> AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
<underruler> WHY SO MUCH HUMPING
<underruler> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
<Firefairy_8> come back love
* matt_the_shark waits for the wizard to die at the bottom of the lake
<underruler> Ian McKellan is gay?
<matt_the_shark> you can't breathe under water!
<Firefairy_8> seems like it
<matt_the_shark> yes he is
<Firefairy_8> I'm not under water anymore
<matt_the_shark> i am : P
<underruler> I didn't noe that
<underruler> weird
* underruler is now known as under|water
<diskreet> 2: : : MercAlert : : : 12 Mercenaries Now Available: 1,959 Attack. 172 Defensive. 2: : :
<Firefairy_8> he talks and has a gay presence about him
<matt_the_shark> and i'm invincible, so i can't die down here
<under|water> w00t!
* matt_the_shark swims around with under
* Firefairy_8 goes back to firefairy_8 mode
Wahaha. the lord of the rings has gone to a whole new level
that could use a lot of editing but I didnt feel like doing that.
