#koctga

[Rug]

<diskreet> You subjugated the enemy!
<diskreet> As YgravikT's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
<diskreet> You stole 1,321,513 gold from YgravikT!
<diskreet> You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.
<diskreet> there's his answer.
<Rug> disk gives YgravikT a spanking!
<Rug> spankyspankyspanky!

 :rolleyes:  

[ns33]

Random stuff

<||[ The Great Alliance ]|| Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity || No link trading here. || Everous dreams of being sucked off by text! || YGravikT gives inanimate objects head! ||>

<Everous> ITS EVERYWHERE...
<Everous> GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
...
<Everous> ITS ON MY CROTCH
<NS33> uh no
<NS33> no teenage fantasies here please
<Everous> ah well...

<Everous> gives head?...maybe we could arrange a little....somet....ye...

<NS33> i know you like it everous
<NS33> i know you dream about ascii pr0n
<Everous> erm...
<Rug> roflroflrofl
<Everous> if you like...

<Daimao> 370,555,767 Gold stolen 15 41
...
* diskreet thinks dai is raping his girl's account
<Rug> * diskreet thinks dai is raping his girl

<Everous> namely...sheer...unadulterated pleasure...
<Everous> ...for me...
<NS33> you mean raping?
<diskreet> o.o
<Everous> stop putting words into my mouth ¬_¬
<NS33> WELL ISNT IT?!

<diskreet> what did you spend all that on?
...
<Everous> he blew it on fast women...and men...and donkeys

<Everous> bah...i gotta do my food coursework as well...or i get detention...
...
<Everous> why don't they ever say: "do your coursework...or i'll take you out back and we can have a fag..."

* The implications of this one are simply disturbing... *

Note how many times Everous has been quoted... in 2 hours...

* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 77%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Bleh. Pseudo-worm dumbpidity kick!)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (nyaha!)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 35%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 47%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (dumpidity = 51%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 85%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (rccola25 proxy kick)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 87%)
* NS33 is watching dumpidity slowly rising
* Rug sets mode: +b NS33!*@*.quakenet.org
* You were kicked by diskreet (Matching NS33!*@*.quakenet.org ban by Rug ‹206›)
<Rug> dumpidity = 98% XD

Elsewhere...

<Sx-MythoS-sX> oh come on i just gave u 1 min/do something
* YgravikT was blowing on the empty pepsi bottle
<YgravikT> .* guess it sounded kkinda strange, ya *.
<NS33> O_O!!!
<YgravikT> .* LOL *.

:oooh:

[ns33]

Ok for some reason, I cant edit properly... it gives me all these HTML tags... Anyways...

Tonight's late-breaking news:

<Daimao> i leave it for you guys
<Everous> ...
<Everous> how...kind of you
* Everous attacks Dai with a plastic bag
<NS33> i think he likes you
<NS33> run
<Daimao> everous,you pervert

<diskreet> mmm... i say wait
<Everous> too late
<NS33> -_-
<Daimao> 1.2 mil aint worth it
<NS33> PREMATURE ATTACKULATION!!
<NS33> SEE?!
<Everous> You stole 675,066 gold from CryHavok!
<Everous> ...
<Everous> bitch
<NS33> YOU AWFUL PREMATURE ATTACKULATOR!!
<Everous> You stole 675,066 gold from CryHavok!
<Everous> ...
<Everous> bitch

[Everous]

I refuse to accept these continuous assaults upon my sexuality...

 :hmmm:  

[Lyban]

Ev, given the convo's taking place in #koctga lately, I think the abuse will continue regardless of whether you refuse to take it or not...  

[ns33]

Everous gained a new title.  :thumbs-up: And they're hardly assaults. They're more like... revelations...    

[Rug]

//Rug hands Ev some ASCII pr0n...

[Everous]

yeah...take another look at my title though... "Enjoy's" displays posession. Since its my title, it implies that I am in fact "ASCII Porn" belonging to somebody called "Enjoy"

[Rug]

...Indeed. Do I need to explain why I'm a C Grade English student?

[ns33]

Just change his title so it means he enjoys ASCII pr0n. I'm sorry, but I couldnt help but say that.    

[Thamior]

mole's title has that apostrophe in there as well.

[ns33]

Dont mock Rug.

#koc on chatchannel.org

<LarzX> but sometimes i worship myself
<Everous> yeah...religious deviance...
<Everous> its the secret to self love...
<LarzX> self love?
<LarzX> are you talking about masturbation?
<Everous> if you like...

What kinda person animal pervert thing reponds to that type of inquiry...  :huh:  :huh:

[Thamior]

I still have time for the boards and KoC, but now that basketball season started you most likely won't be seeing me on IRC very often, if at all.  I have practice from 4-6:30 everyday and once games start I'll be gone for 6-8 hour periods on those days.  Just figured I'd let you guys know.

[ns33]

Now featuring: "Dumpidity of the day!"

<Shadow_King> ..oh mikey has 200K on him......
<NS33> thats poor -_-
<PrinceofFear> I want sex.
<PrinceofFear> From females.
<Shadow_King> yea...poor...about to become poorer
<NS33> get 484, give 592
<PrinceofFear> Ok I have no clue why i said that
* NS33 goes to quote

Someone needs a new title under their name  LOL

/edit 2 minutes later

<Shadow_King> teach me, i want lord strikers account
<NS33> mmm
<Shadow_King> i want to take it in my hand...and squeeze
<NS33> O_O!!
<PrinceofFear> Um.
* PrinceofFear walks away
<NS33> o.o

 :miffed:  :miffed:  

[ns33]

The calm before the storm?? (At least for me)

<Rug> !slap my crotch
* Remco- shoves an old boot down my crotch's throat just to keep my crotch quiet!
<NS33-yiff> LMAO
<Rug> NS
<Rug> quote that
<LordRahl|TGA> LOL
<Rug> !slap my crotch
* Remco- runs after my crotch with a chain saw.