<Everous> yeah...i've been responding to all player messages in leet...
<Everous> ph34r m1 f0r31gn p0l1(y
<DigitalDrunkenM> hope you used veiled insults
<Everous> now if only jack straw did that...maybe we'd get somewhere
<Everous> naturally veiled insults...as well as telling guys i'd r0x0r them at 83|) w3771n6
<DigitalDrunkenM> you wet your bed
<Everous> when the occasion calls for it...
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<Everous> ...its nice to know you have that at your disposal...
<DigitalDrunkenM> yes it is, only as a last resort
<Lostsomewhere> how do s0x0r at bed wetting?
<Everous> its all in the wrist...
<Lostsomewhere> lmao
<Everous> wait no...thats...
<DigitalDrunkenM> no, i r0x0r at bed bouncing
<DigitalDrunkenM> well making them bounce
<Everous> 1|||)33|)?
<DigitalDrunkenM> aye
<Lostsomewhere> when you wet your bed do you try and spell things out or do you just make one large puddle?
<DigitalDrunkenM> often it was a nice puddle
<Everous> depends on why i'm wetting my bed...
<Everous> you have to think about securing the perimeter first
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> nah, you should let it all flow naturally
<Everous> i pitty your walls...
<DigitalDrunkenM> they don't mind
<DigitalDrunkenM> they quite like it actually
<Everous> i see...
<Everous> ...so err...
<Everous> ...hows Stalin doing then?
<DigitalDrunkenM> he's you know gay as usual
<Everous> good good...
<DigitalDrunkenM> hows hitler?
<Everous> ah he's not so good...
<Everous> lost his head a bit...
<Everous> he's not half the man he used to be...
<Everous> he's head over heels

<DigitalDrunkenM> i see, hope he feels better later
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> also unlucky
<Everous> *kulak*
* NS33 wants his fuckpet
* DigitalDrunkenM just wants more sex than he is actually getting
<DigitalDrunkenM> which is virtually none atm
<NS33> o_o what do you mean "virtually none"
<DigitalDrunkenM> think what you will
<Lostsomewhere> why couldnt you have just said none?
<Everous> cos he's still got his pride...
<Everous> and wet bed...
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> pride i still have, wet bed, no
<NS33> "wet bed?"
<Lostsomewhere> fine crispy bed
<DigitalDrunkenM> nope
<NS33> stay away from me x_
<DigitalDrunkenM> dry immaculate bed
<DigitalDrunkenM> i think
<Lostsomewhere> how do you get the urine out of the mattress when your done?
* DigitalDrunkenM goes to touch his bed
<DigitalDrunkenM> you don't
<NS33> lets not talk about that ok
<Lostsomewhere> yuck
<DigitalDrunkenM> you leave it there for future generations to see
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> they'll say "grandpa wet himself on that bed in 1994..."
<Lostsomewhere> hahaha
<NS33> dear god
<Lostsomewhere> but you werent a granda then so that will just be weird
<Lostsomewhere> *grandpa
<NS33> i dunno why taps is still down
<Lostsomewhere> cuz when your old you have an exscuce for
this stupidity
<DigitalDrunkenM> damn
<DigitalDrunkenM> you have a point
<DigitalDrunkenM> but i was young then
<DigitalDrunkenM> that also counts as stupidity
<DigitalDrunkenM> or not knowing whats right or wrong
<DigitalDrunkenM> etc. etc.
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<Lostsomewhere> do you atleast let it air out a bit before sleeping on it cuz pee smells pretty grose
<DigitalDrunkenM> obviously
<DigitalDrunkenM> pee doesn't smell
<DigitalDrunkenM> pee only smells if it isn't yours
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<Everous> ...if you smell like pee