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« on: May 11, 2005, 02:48:13 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2005, 03:57:34 AM »

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after President Bush left, the Secret Service was informed by Georgian authorities that during his speech, someone threw a device within 100 feet from the stage.

Nice of him to notice!  What- was Bush like "Oooh, look, it's raining big chunks of metal; nothing out of the ordinary"? Cheesy

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The device hit someone and fell to the ground, but did not go off. It was later determined that the device was a grenade. The Secret Service is investigating.

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 06:35:58 PM »

hah i was watching that speech and i was keeping an eye out for a little red dot on his forehead
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 09:51:56 PM »

and they god damn failed?!?!?! Shocked
god damn it!! :angry:

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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2005, 02:06:58 AM »

How could you fail? I would think that a grenade would be a very simple device to operate.  Anyway, I think it would be appropriate thing to say would be that whoever threw the grenade throws like someone who sucks at throwing grenades.  I mean he hit some one completely not the target.  UNLESS, that was the target, but I kind of doubt that.
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2005, 02:21:09 AM »

But you forget- the grenade was a dud.  Had the guy throwing it been more accurate, all it would have done was bounce off of Dubya's head.  LOL  
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2005, 02:52:07 AM »

Oh that's what they mean by it "did not go off".
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2005, 06:05:22 PM »

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Had the guy throwing it been more accurate, all it would have done was bounce off of Dubya's head.
Which would probably have been much funnier. Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2005, 03:28:31 AM »

rumsfeld is denying Bush was even in Georgia... he was heard mumbling something about having the satellite pictures to prove it.
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2005, 04:09:37 AM »

ROFLMAO!  LOL

Maybe the grenade "didn't go off" because someone forgot to pull the pin on it.  LOL  
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2005, 07:37:09 AM »

I would have like to see it hit him in the head LOL  
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2005, 04:05:24 AM »

"Hmmm... what's this small, metallic ball, and why did it hit me?"  LOL  
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2005, 07:49:24 PM »

I never heard about this...
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