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« on: April 12, 2004, 12:37:17 AM »

phew!

glad i saved subjecting you to that pile of junk well this is about the only gd things on there (plus the link at the end of this post)



 was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of the story: .......

.......Always keep your condoms in your car!



from somwhere i found promoting bible camp

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2004, 02:20:06 AM »

Very funny story! LOL

And... is that Baptist site for real?  :huh:  
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- I'm scissors.  Nerf rock.  Paper's fine.

-It's not the mind control that kills people; it's the fall damage.

-Que sera, sera.
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2004, 08:13:04 AM »

ROFL!!!!!!!! OMG THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY!!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0304/ut2k4mod.html

LOL LOL LOL
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2004, 09:24:57 AM »

That site is the product of one of two things:

[li] A Comedic genius rivalled only by Michael Juntounen

or:

[li] A very, very sad group of people.
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2004, 01:00:46 PM »

I'm guessing a combination of the two.
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2004, 04:24:04 PM »

Its the first one. No, that site is not for real- Its mocking the christian religion. And its very good at it.
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2004, 04:33:51 PM »

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If you find a homosexual (they are easy to spot because they have their flies open and are always prancing around in running shorts or sodomizing someone on a park bench or a fountain) all you have to do is just bite off their tally whacker and you are instantly powerful enough to get a lightning gun.

Brilliant XD
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2004, 03:16:01 AM »

Even though it's irreverent, it is very funny.  LOL  
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2004, 09:42:13 PM »

hey ripper, that sounds mor elike a vicar on LSD than a homo
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
RipperRoo says:
yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2004, 09:14:32 PM »

I just saw that story at ebaum's too...
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