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« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2006, 04:02:16 PM »

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im living with 2 vegetarians atm and its really straining my manors
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Ask them if they eat eggs.

If they say yes, you can then proceed to reprimand them for murdering unborn chickens. Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2006, 08:45:54 PM »

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Hah - Mole's a baron!   Cheesy

Ahem.  Eggs aren't fertilised, SS.  Chickens lay them regardless of a cockerel's presence.
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2006, 08:56:21 PM »

Only because the cockeral is on his way to become part of a drumstick.

And an unfertilised egg is still half of what might someday maybe turn into a little chick.

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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2006, 09:47:18 PM »

once the unfertilised egg is out, it's a done deal, no baby chick Wink  
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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2006, 10:14:58 PM »


Very true - they're chickens, not trout.  By SS's argument, one could say that women are committing murder each month by not becoming pregnant.
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« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2006, 11:02:48 PM »

Furthering Hornet's argument, men would be committing murder even when the woman they're with becomes pregnant, as they're putting out more sperm than can hope to get an egg to fertilise.
 
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« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2006, 11:44:55 PM »

Shocked The whole world is murderers! Shocked
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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2006, 12:52:17 AM »

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Furthering Hornet's argument, men would be committing murder even when the woman they're with becomes pregnant, as they're putting out more sperm than can hope to get an egg to fertilise.
the last time i checked, it only takes one sperm Wink

Mole is the most murderous of all, yiffing and all :miffed:  
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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2006, 02:10:33 AM »

smi, that's the point - all the other sperms die, adding to the murderousness!   :huh:  
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« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2006, 08:10:34 AM »

it sounded as if you ment that at least some could make it.  n/m my bad then Tongue  
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« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2006, 11:05:13 AM »

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Mole is the most murderous of all, yiffing and all

more of the all

they do eat eggs but with the same arguement. As it wasnt their moral decision to not eat meat it was just passed on from their parents i let them off very lightly, but i dont miss an oppertunity
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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yes
Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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