Tarzan and Jane

[chatlanin]

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex."Tarzan
not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the
ground. "Here" she said,
"you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right
in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
managed to gasp for air and screamed:
"What in the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

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[mole]

LOL this is gonna get some retelling

[smi256]

you mean you haven't heard this one before?
 :sheep:  

[Lord Lanair]

Haha wow... new one for me too, but it's good.  LOL  

[mole]

im all for crude jokes, personally i think the world needs more