Coldfusion is tag based, which is a much nicer method of coding.
It can do everything that PHP can do, and a lot of things are easier.
It has far more obvious function names (eg: ListToArray instead of explode)
It's variables don't require stupid dollar signs at the start.
You can easily do multi-line SQL statements with the cfquery tag.
It has proper structured scopes, none of this $_GET["varname"] crap that PHP uses.
It has good built-in error handling, unlike PHP which allows you to use @ to supress errors.
That's just a few reasons, I can give more if you like.
because that's what ss uses. and apparently whatever he uses is the best.
Oh yes, and - of course - that is the most important reason.