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* NS33 sets mode: +v DigitalDrunkenM
* fishbot moos loudly at DigitalDrunkenM
<NS33> o_O
<DigitalDrunkenM> lol
<Ld`Tricky|afk> lo again
* Ld`Tricky|afk is now known as Ld`Tricky
<DigitalDrunkenM> lo
<Ld`Tricky> still no age 3?
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<DigitalDrunkenM> nope
<DigitalDrunkenM> t'is a stupid long ass wait
<wedvf1> yeah
<wedvf1> the admins. said sometime today... but it's already 1GMT
* Remco- is away: afk
<DigitalDrunkenM> mah silly admins
<wedvf1> they shall all feel my wrath
<Ld`Tricky> lol NS33
<wedvf1> !slap KOC ADMINS
<NS33> !slap wedvf1
* Remco- gets a Steel Bat and smashes KOC ADMINS with it.
* NS33 sprays a can of mace into wedvf1 's face first!
* NS33 sidesteps wedvf1 's pathetic attempts and kicks wedvf1 in the groin!
* Remco- throws an irate skunk into wedvf1's lap
<Ld`Tricky> your reply to trigunfreak is direct to the point
<wedvf1> ??
<Ld`Tricky> inside information :/
<wedvf1> oh
<wedvf1> k
<Ld`Tricky> a cousin of don who hacked my account wanted to join and claimed that don was innocent
<wedvf1> so that was trigunfreak?
<wedvf1> ok
<wedvf1> i think i attacked him before he wanted to join InfInItE
<wedvf1> but it must have been a month or two ago...
* NS33 got new scripts ^^
<wedvf1> sweet
<wedvf1> u gonna test them out on me?
<NS33> say a line in all caps
<NS33> more than 10 chars
<wedvf1> OKAY WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO??
<NS33> shit
<NS33> lol
<wedvf1> well, i guess it's not working
<NS33> try again
* NS33 sets mode: -oooo m4ss^Ice|off Errtu arbitr|weekend arbitrary|away
<wedvf1> ok
<NS33> maybe the % of ops had something to do with it
<wedvf1> I WILL YELL AND SCREAM AT THE KOC ADMINS!!!
<NS33> ... i'll look at it when i get back from dinner :P
<wedvf1> k
<wedvf1> i'll be online until about 10
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<wedvf1> NS33, what is the script supposed to do?
<wedvf1> k
<DigitalDrunkenM> kikc you obviously
<wedvf1> hmm... maybe
<DigitalDrunkenM> NS33 SMELLS OF CLEAN SOCKS AND MALE PERFUME
-NS33- I have been away for 17hrs 32mins 10secs: sleep == 1337 (one-time response to highlight)
<wedvf1> lol
* wedvf1 kicks DDM
* DigitalDrunkenM goes ow
* wedvf1 actually missed when he tried to kick DDM
* DigitalDrunkenM actually went ow after walking into a door
* wedvf1 saw after closer inspection, that ns33 actually closeline DDM and pushed him into the door. all of this in one second
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* NS33 sets mode: +v Lyban
* DigitalDrunkenM was clearly attacked by NS33 and thus was sued for several million pounds
* wedvf1 saw the incident and testifies in court
* wedvf1 ns33's mask is taken off and reveals....
<wedvf1> LS
<DigitalDrunkenM> a huge drooling monkey
<wedvf1> which is suffering from down syndrome
<DigitalDrunkenM> arthritis
<wedvf1> and SARS
<DigitalDrunkenM> Torrets
<DigitalDrunkenM> *tourettes
<DigitalDrunkenM> syndrome
<wedvf1> :o
<DigitalDrunkenM> necrophilia
<wedvf1> hes also a hypochondriac
<wedvf1> with some signs of parental abuse as a child
<DigitalDrunkenM> has a history of beastialty
<wedvf1> ....
<DigitalDrunkenM> i think i spelt that wronf
<DigitalDrunkenM> *wrong
<DigitalDrunkenM> ah well
<wedvf1> and is currently midway through anger management courses
<DigitalDrunkenM> has jumped bail twice
<DigitalDrunkenM> escaped from prison once
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<wedvf1> and still can't drive
<DigitalDrunkenM> has electric shock treatment for his schizophrenia (sp)
<wedvf1> and is known for getting massive hangover after a night at the bar
<DigitalDrunkenM> after 1 shot of milk
<wedvf1> lol
<wedvf1> after drinking water, it was often noted that he MOO'ed.
<DigitalDrunkenM> he also likes stroking bots
<DigitalDrunkenM> in particular the fish variety
<DigitalDrunkenM> thus the beastialty history
<wedvf1> one elusive specimen is found here, the fishbot.
<DigitalDrunkenM> which believes itself to be a cow
<DigitalDrunkenM> thus the fishbot moos at people
<wedvf1> and that fish go moo
<fishbot> wedvf1: only when they are impersonating fish.
<wedvf1> fish actually go gub
<wedvf1> but who cares?
<DigitalDrunkenM> or fish go blubb
<wedvf1> but not moo
<DigitalDrunkenM> as is the sound of air bubbles protruding from their mouths
<wedvf1> and they are not colored like a cow
<wedvf1> thus, we can conclude that fish cannot go moo
<DigitalDrunkenM> i second that hypothesis
<wedvf1> thus, fishbot has been proven wrong
<wedvf1> ...again
<DigitalDrunkenM> :D
<DigitalDrunkenM> well done Dr.wedvf1
<NS33> back
<DigitalDrunkenM> you'll get the nobel prize
<DigitalDrunkenM> he missed all the fun
<wedvf1> yeah
<wedvf1> and you, my assistant shall get half of the award money
<DigitalDrunkenM> yay!
<wedvf1> in US dollars, if you want...
<DigitalDrunkenM> ...current exchange rates state that the USdollar is weaker than the GBpound
<DigitalDrunkenM> therefore you are ripping me off
<wedvf1> ahh... i forgot about that
<wedvf1> then the pound will work
<DigitalDrunkenM> how convenient
<wedvf1> it's gonna take ns33 awhile to look at what we were saying...
<NS33> lol
<NS33> o_O
<DigitalDrunkenM> lol
<NS33> >_<
<wedvf1> and even longer to comprehend it all
* NS33 sets mode: -vv wedvf1 DigitalDrunkenM
<DigitalDrunkenM> indeed
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<NS33> :D

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