And by request:
Welcome to TGA [span style=\'color:purple\']Zathman!![/b][/size][/span]
WooHoo! *wipes away a tear* this is all just happening so fast... I can't believe this is finally happening to me after all this time! *pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his suit pocket and starts reading*
I'd like to thank not only the academy and SMI, but I'd especially like to extend my personal thanks to underruler: without her, I'd still be lost out here in the Great City. I'd also like to thank Matt_the_Shark: although half your teeth are missing, and you've got a sagging eye, you're a good person for getting me into this alliance. I'd also like to thank all the other little people whose names I can't read now because I ran out of space on this little post-it-note, and consequently I wrote your names really really really small... But do know that I was thinking about you all!
*starts walking away and gets led off the stage by a stranger wearing a ninja costume* Thanks *all of a sudden Zathman gets gagged, hogtied, and knocked out*
Two weeks later *Zathman wakes up... somewhere along the great wall of china!?!?!? Hmmm* Jolly Good -_-