I'll have you know I've never gotten drunk!  And you elves are RELATED to orcs.

*sigh* people are so mistaken about dwarves.  We've got very tough hard to chew muscles everywhere, and we're big boned so we're not good eating, but a couch potato 300 pound human?  mmmmmmmm  They're gooood..  not that I've *ahem* ever eaten any *ahmg* and I just heard it from, er...... an Orc!  yep.  an Orc.

that is correct, I have nothing against anyone in TGA,(except whoever it was that tied me to a tree, I forgot who it was) just those creeps on that video..... *shivers as a cold draft whisps into the house*

These people creep me out.  Plain and Simple.  I think I might quit playing the game they creep me out so much.

"whoops, the Uruk smelled me!" Aragorn's quote adjusted
"We should all quake in fear!" Legolas' quote adjusted
"We dwarves are natural sprinters, and are very dangerous over short distances."  Gimli's quote adjusted.

I know I'm being biased but hey, the evidence sits before you!

Edit No.2:  Nevermind,  it happened to be my all purpose code. I've got the forum's code *yippie*

I'm confused, sorry about not checking here again, I kinda thought my problem wouldn't continue to be discussed here.  Sorry again.  :paranoid:  :sheep:

Edit:  wait, don't I need my old password to log in at the site?  the one I don't have?  ARRRGH I"M SO CONFUSED!

ok this is just nuts.  I come here to read about a rift in time and I wind up looking at smily faces and visible invisible sentences

Dwarves rock! or at least they used to...  They still are cool, but I liked it better when they had the attack bonus.  I don't like elves just cause I've never been all that into shooting people with bows.  I don't like humans because I'm already one,  WHO ON EARTH WANT"S TO BE AN ORC???!?!?!?!? so that leaves Dwarves, the short dudes with really big axes.

Mine so far would be negative-human.  it attacked three times with these results:


12 hours ago negative-human Attack defended 8 0 0 144 5,250 details
13 hours ago negative-human Attack defended 8 0 0 170 3,000 details
13 hours ago negative-human Attack defended 8 0 0 140 3,000 details  

 

It may be just that I'm size 6, but I am finding plenty of wealthy guys who don't even own a knife.  maybe you all are just too big,  now that I'm 6 I'm starting to find guys with weapons though, so it's getting annoying.  but I found this really funny guy who was size 15, had towers, and not a single defensive weapon to his name.  his towers were worthless!

Time to expand the scope of these bragging rights in KoC,  I was the first person to start a public dwarf only alliance.  It lasted for almost all of age 1, but when age 1 got stale and people stopped playing, it slowly died.  It was called the Dwarf Confederacy.  I'm sure some of you remember xyph, he was a member of it in addition to TGA.  It died from staleness and strangely, I still have the e-mail addresses of at least 2/3's of the more loyal members.

The problem with age 1 was inactivity, there should've been a thing cutting you off if you didn't go on a vacation mode.   The whole game got bottom heavy,  I remember my old name being deleted somehow and starting a new one.  I found at least a thousand accounts with the first letters legol(legolas spawns) inactive with over 2 million. (before I applied for TGA mind you) some reached into the tens of millions....  Age 2,  the sabatoge....  that was just nuts......   age 3  seems to have found the right mix but I'm wondering if the Elves are getting jipped.

ummmm  I was here before applying at the beginning of age 2 but I never made it the whole length cause somone important was on vacation or something soooo.....   I guess I'm back for re-application.  I tried the Join TGA button, but it says I've already been there and theres no way apparently for me to find my old password so...... what should I do?

I got 33,000...  I think that's good considering I'm size 10 =P