Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
1) To those of you in the New Orc Order who are visiting this board and believe that we have asked TGA for assistance: If you will read my original missive, you will see that this is not indeed the case. We need no assistance and have asked for none. from TGA or from anyone else. My message was simply a courtesy letter to inform the members of the Great Alliance that one of their previously-declared enemies was being assaulted and that if they wanted to take advantage of the opportunity, it was there. Whether they wish to take advantage of it personally or as an alliance or not at all is, of course, completely their decision.
eh? if u didn't want anything out of this first post.. why come here at all.. why even bother? u just hoped they would join u..
u really think they need to be informed by you guys? u could as well say TGA is incapable of getting intel on their own..
it either the 1st option or the 2nd.. take a pick
and what is this assault u been talking about? isn't that kinda a heavy word for what it really is?? better call it a tickle..
Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
2) To the person who commented that I was probably a nine-year-old: How many nine-year-olds have you met that can write with proper grammer and spelling or who have the patience to type a letter of significant length? I find it likely that those who fill the boards with obscenities are more likely the nine-year-olds, as words with four letters are very easy to spell and name-calling requires little thought on the part of the agressor. I'm certainly flattered that you missed my age by about twenty years to the young direction, though, instead of the other direction, which would make me an grumpy old lady.
ooh.. how obscene.. all the juicy parts were covered up.. i see worse (not for me LOL) things when i visit the beach.. IRL.. and about 9yr-olds being obscene.. OMG.. get out more..
u might not be at an age of 9.. but u sure act that way.. so.. what's the difference? woof woof :rolleyes:
Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
3) On the eleven people who have quit the NOO or are showing invalid user: One has returned. He was apparently on hiatus due to being grounded. (Was someone discussing that OUR alliance was made of children?) One, Azman666, I know for certain quit as a response by predations made almost entirely on my part. Of course, he was complaining about these before we went to war. The war and the remainder of my allies attacking him was somewhat the last nail in the coffin of that account. But it was the Dogs who did it. The other nine, who knows? All I know is that we have received messages from the NOO to our leadership stating that their goal was to see as many "invalid users" in our ranks as possible, so that must be a standard for "winning", at least in their perception. By my count, of those NOO and Dogs who were members the day before we began our sabs for the assault (last Wednesday), 10 have quit from NOO and 2 from Dogs of War. So, by that definition, we are "winning".
ugh.. winning a war is taking lotsa gold from the the others.. LOL.. and maybe casualties..
not quitting.. this means less farms.. so not so good.. (can i get input on this from everyone what they think are the factors which decide winning or losing)
as for those who quit KoC and so the NOO.. i don't know any of them.. not one.. this means they don't visit the board much.. nor do they visit the chat.. so they're not worthy.. i already said it once.. thx for cleaning up..
Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
4) To those who want to know if we allow orcs into the Dogs of War: Yes. We have members of all races. Our leader is Thug_Ironskull, an orc. Cedric_Ironwood, who someone mentioned above, is also an orc, and we have several others, none of whom will I name, since, as has been mentioned above, we don't post our membership list to a website. In our opinion, that is the height of either pride or stupidity, depending on how you look at it. We have never made a secret of having orcs within our ranks. I was chosen to speak with the Great Alliance out of respect for your views on orcs, and to not pollute your forum with the distasteful warmongering grunts of their race, a respect that I note the NOO is unwilling to afford you.
we don't hide.. we don't have anything to hide.. we're an alliance.. not a terrorist groupe.. i see no reason to hide except out of fear.. which we don't have..
so what if i'm cocky? i like being cocky
Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
5) To those who wish to know our numbers: We have, as of this morning, 149 members divided into several companies. Of course, as we don't publish our membership lists openly, there is no way for either the NOO or TGA to verify that number. You will have to take my word at face value or not, but it matters not to me. It does not change the number whether you believe it or not.
w00t! 149 members! of which maybe 9 have an SA of above 2 mil damage.. i think it's not bout quantity.. but quality.. RAW POWER!
and again.. u might think it clever and cunning to hide your memberlist.. but we ALL know the REAL reason is.. rofl
i don't give a rat's ass that we don't know yer members.. 90% of them prolly aren't even worth farming.. what a joke
Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
In conclusion, I respectfully thank you members of The Great Alliance for your time in reading this lengthy post, as opposed to many smaller, and in my opinion spammier, posts that I could have made over the last few days.
ugh.. *insert regurgitating emoticon here*
stop kissing TGA's butt.. LOL
and who said spam is bad? i like spam.. yummy
why use a lot of hollow words when few suffice?
last attack in my attack log was one of Thug_Ironskull.. counting non-doggies as well.. and that was 4 frikkin' days ago.. what u gonna do?
bore me to death? LOL
choke me with all the gold the doggies give me? LOL
this doesn't even deserve to be called a war..
PS: excuuuuse me if my spelling is bad cuz i used:
u instead of you
cuz instead of because
prolly instead of probably
gonna instead of going to
and any other abbreviations that aren't looked at as "correct english".. or the lack of capitals.. and overuse of ".........."
dgeez...
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