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Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 06, 2004, 03:48:21 AM
I was just thinking about what every spam temple needs and Sex Venues popped into my head. There's a story behind this one but I'm too lazy to explain it...

Candle Lit Dumpster











Enjoy :)  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 06, 2004, 03:49:59 AM
Um..... now what?  :miffed:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 06, 2004, 04:04:12 AM
I dono, I just want to hear what people can come up with for weird places to have sex

The Trunk of a Car


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 04:20:45 AM
phone booth


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: fan2hoobastank on July 06, 2004, 04:46:07 AM
Ice Cream Truck


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 06, 2004, 05:25:58 AM
junk yard
 


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 06:20:17 AM
day care bathroom


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 06, 2004, 06:48:20 AM
Top Bunk


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 06, 2004, 06:55:49 AM
classroom


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 06, 2004, 09:53:24 AM
day care bat. .  :blink:   under you arent talking about having sex with the little kids are you :huh:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: ns33 on July 06, 2004, 02:24:40 PM
:blink:  :blink:  :blink:

The classic janitor's closet ^_^


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 04:01:11 PM
No of course not... although Ev might like it.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 06, 2004, 04:53:24 PM
:blink: :blink: :blink:

classroom


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Rug on July 06, 2004, 05:14:36 PM
Parents bedroom.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 05:44:30 PM
Quote
:blink: :blink: :blink:

classroom
ah that's not that weird.  

A subway in the middle of the day.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: SS on July 06, 2004, 05:56:28 PM
In a tree?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 06:08:39 PM
actually in a tree...that's kind of creepy

How bout w/ a tree?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 06, 2004, 06:15:43 PM
/me thinks that under is getting a little too creative :blink: :blink: :blink:
 


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: SS on July 06, 2004, 06:21:04 PM
Yeah, I don't think we have any dryads here?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 07:23:21 PM
doesn't matter.  You can be a tree humper.

how bout on a tennis court


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 06, 2004, 08:22:42 PM
In a reaaaly big soft bed.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 08:28:14 PM
oh yea that's weird b/c it's prolly Shaq's bed o_O


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 06, 2004, 08:49:16 PM
Quote
oh yea that's weird b/c it's prolly Shaq's bed o_O
Shaq?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 06, 2004, 09:01:11 PM
Basketball player shaq?

ooo big cushy bed, thats fun


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: ns33 on July 06, 2004, 09:09:24 PM
In the shower

Not strange, but it does make me think things  :rolleyes:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 10:10:28 PM
Yea Fire that Shaq...

OoOooOOoOOooooOOOOo shower.....mm....

In a kiddie pool of jello


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 06, 2004, 10:19:08 PM
it would be cool if it was a regular sized pool full of jello.  but how would you chill that  :hmmm:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: fan2hoobastank on July 06, 2004, 10:41:45 PM
Wild Strawberry Jello mmmmmm num num num num :D  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 06, 2004, 10:53:46 PM
*pictures stickman with jello on his face*  LOL  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 06, 2004, 10:59:22 PM
Quote
it would be cool if it was a regular sized pool full of jello.  but how would you chill that  :hmmm:
go to Canada

in front of a moose


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 07, 2004, 12:08:30 AM
In one of those funhouses at the fair...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 07, 2004, 12:16:14 AM
In your office cubicle... during working hours.   :D  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 07, 2004, 12:31:26 AM
Enclosed Water Slide


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 07, 2004, 12:33:25 AM
this thread reminds me of lemon


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 07, 2004, 12:36:41 AM
Shut your mouth and talk about sex! :P

On a tire swing


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 07, 2004, 12:54:38 AM
lemon was about sex


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 07, 2004, 01:16:06 AM
in a crowd of midgets


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 07, 2004, 03:47:06 AM
Cybersex in this forum.  LOL  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 07, 2004, 05:12:37 AM
That's not weird at all

/me starts going for Lanair's pants.

on your front lawn


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 07, 2004, 01:16:20 PM
:blink:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 07, 2004, 08:00:48 PM
:blink: to the pants or the front lawn?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 07, 2004, 08:09:47 PM
i think he meant the pants thing o_O
 


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 07, 2004, 08:12:35 PM
We have to corrupt him.  He's just tooo clean.

in a mirror store.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 07, 2004, 08:15:12 PM
*pictures sex in a mirror store*

that's really wierd :blink:

on the street


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 07, 2004, 08:31:01 PM
in a display window


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 07, 2004, 09:25:22 PM
:blink: Was just about all I could "do" after reading the pants thing. Anyway, doesnt he wear boxers?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 07, 2004, 09:31:46 PM
You can give head through boxers...they have that hole to take out your peepee when you want to go weewee.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Saladin on July 08, 2004, 02:57:42 AM
on a space shuttle


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 08, 2004, 05:36:21 AM
in a vagina...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 08, 2004, 01:39:13 PM
No, you said pants, so I said doesnt he wear boxers...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 11, 2004, 08:53:49 PM
:unsure:  :unsure:  :unsure:

underwater


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 11, 2004, 10:57:05 PM
Apparently thats very dangerous, water pressure can build up inside the woman and the wrong thing bursts....


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 12, 2004, 12:28:48 AM
LOL yeah we had that conversation not that long ago.  

football feild in the middle of the night.  mmm


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on July 12, 2004, 02:19:05 AM
In a crawl space


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: ns33 on July 12, 2004, 02:18:16 PM
In the barn

Think what you will... remember the topic +_=


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 12, 2004, 02:55:56 PM
on top of a bomb in a fall-out shelter


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 15, 2004, 09:32:12 PM
barns aren't weird.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 09:38:04 PM
Quote
Think what you will... remember the topic +_=

*giggles* how did i miss that?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 15, 2004, 09:50:08 PM
please esplain


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 09:59:45 PM
what other than hay, farming tools and farmers daughters might you find in a barn?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 15, 2004, 10:01:08 PM
I mean the topic.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: SS on July 15, 2004, 10:56:06 PM
Quote
what other than hay, farming tools and farmers daughters might you find in a barn?
A barn dance!


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 15, 2004, 11:08:07 PM
oOo....a barn orgy.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 11:19:40 PM
oh god not the locals!


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 07:31:30 AM
I didn't mean hicks and stuff...maybe some cowboys though...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 27, 2004, 08:27:05 AM
cow sex.  that would be so weird


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 08:34:36 AM
that would be beastiality...

You'd have to be a tall person to have cow sex.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Perdition on July 27, 2004, 09:30:23 AM
not neccesarily


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 10:32:18 AM
well you could get a stool but the person must have been thinking this out for a little bit.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 27, 2004, 05:19:03 PM
the traditional way is to stand in the feed bucket... how would i know that?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 08:20:46 PM
You like cows...

I think cows are smelly.  Goats are much better.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 27, 2004, 08:40:02 PM
actually ive never heard of anyone having sex with a cow, the bucket thing is for horses


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 09:23:25 PM
goats are still better.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 27, 2004, 09:30:36 PM
i guess goats you wouldnt need a bucket?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 10:24:10 PM
yea...exactly


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 27, 2004, 10:32:35 PM
yea...  :unsure:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 10:49:59 PM
goats have smaller holes


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 27, 2004, 11:01:06 PM
...never looked...under?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 27, 2004, 11:54:14 PM
you mean under the goat or under me?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 28, 2004, 12:46:48 PM
under you, looking under the goat


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 28, 2004, 08:18:19 PM
No not really...

I can't remember if I milked that goat at the fair though.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 28, 2004, 08:47:20 PM
*side of mouth quirk* define 'milked'


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 28, 2004, 08:57:24 PM
XD


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: SS on July 28, 2004, 09:14:47 PM
SPAAA.... bugger it's in the temple. :P


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 28, 2004, 09:24:36 PM
You grab the udders and pull.  That reminds me of this time on Fear Factor where they made these people milk goats w/o hands.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 28, 2004, 09:33:25 PM
what...did...they...use...?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 28, 2004, 09:38:19 PM
their mouths


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 28, 2004, 10:02:31 PM
oh thats ok then i though that the.... their mouths?  :blink:   LOL  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on July 28, 2004, 10:46:44 PM
On a bed made out of the softest cushions around!

I really dont think that the place matters though, aslong as its semi-comfy, you really wont give a shit aslong as the lass is good looking.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 28, 2004, 11:11:04 PM
i dont think comfort will be the first thing on your mind...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 28, 2004, 11:52:46 PM
This is supposed to be weird stuff. o_O

on a playground


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 29, 2004, 12:29:58 AM
oh wow on a roundabout that would be great... aslong as you dont fly off


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 29, 2004, 05:20:46 AM
I have never actually seen one of those in real life; I like the tire swing


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Filran on July 29, 2004, 08:14:52 AM
In an elevator. And you punch the buttons. So you have sex, AND what you are laying on goes up and down. It'd be like the elevator is trying to get sexed too.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: FragMaster1972 on July 29, 2004, 12:24:41 PM
school bus.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 29, 2004, 01:01:37 PM
we moving into the public sex realms now?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: FragMaster1972 on July 29, 2004, 03:14:32 PM
if you want, but its not hard to find an empty school bus. not like they get locked or anything, just wander on over to the local bus yard at night sometime  :)  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 29, 2004, 04:13:34 PM
probably because most people dont want to steal a bus... i liek the idea now


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: FragMaster1972 on July 30, 2004, 12:35:48 AM
i'd  steal a school bus. Then I'd paint it black, flames coming off the front, and totally pimp out the inside  :)

speaking of school buses.....Click me!! (http://visionsofspeed.net/videos/schoolbuswheelie.mpg)


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 30, 2004, 06:21:02 AM
Have you ever seen Pimp My Ride on MTV? Oh Em jee
You could take out all the seats put a bed in the back...you know for sex, and then you could put a stripper pole in it and set up some strobe lights.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on July 30, 2004, 10:41:07 PM
so if i steal a school bus you'll do this for me? ...dont we get a stripper for the pole too?


(thats a pretty cheesy prog.)


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on July 31, 2004, 10:41:58 AM
yes who could forget the stripper....


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: fan2hoobastank on August 04, 2004, 12:12:59 AM
*raises hand* I would like to volunteer my stripping talent  :D  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on August 04, 2004, 12:59:56 AM
No  :hmmm:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: fan2hoobastank on August 04, 2004, 03:37:15 AM
U SUCK!


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on August 04, 2004, 03:38:16 AM
Of course I do.  What kind of hooker would I be if I didn't :P


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Night Spawn on August 04, 2004, 03:50:07 AM
Has anyone typed a church as one.

.... not that I've ever done that....  :paranoid:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on August 04, 2004, 03:55:25 AM
wow...I never thought of that.

You don't have to answer this Spawn, but I was just wondering if you have ever had sex.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Night Spawn on August 04, 2004, 04:09:07 AM
Well, yes, of course.  I'd be depressed, if I were a 22 year old virgin. ;)  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on August 04, 2004, 04:25:10 AM
So you believe in pre-marital sex?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Night Spawn on August 04, 2004, 04:45:31 AM
I believe the Bible teaches against it.  I just happen to ignore the Bible when I've gotten in situations like that... we all have our weaknesses, right?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on August 04, 2004, 05:02:30 AM
exactly...like I know I'm not going to be a virgin when I get married.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Night Spawn on August 04, 2004, 05:14:26 AM
It takes a heck of a lot of strength and will to keep it until marriage.  Something I'm terribly lacking.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on August 04, 2004, 05:20:55 AM
me too...me too


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on September 04, 2004, 01:17:34 AM
bouncy castle!

i was on one last week and i thought to myself "this would be an amazing place to have sex, youve already got the general motion of it"


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Lord Lanair on September 04, 2004, 04:00:25 AM
Quote
I believe the Bible teaches against it.  I just happen to ignore the Bible when I've gotten in situations like that... we all have our weaknesses, right?
But a good person is supposed to overcome his weaknesses... or at least fight them.  LOL  :P

Oh, and mole....  :blink:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on September 04, 2004, 12:59:20 PM
pfft next time your on a bouncy castle you think about it  :P

Quote
Favorite Sexual Position: spooning

under?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on September 04, 2004, 02:10:42 PM
Getting a spoon and eating the juices of the other?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on September 04, 2004, 02:11:52 PM
... thats sounds terrible


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Lord Lanair on September 04, 2004, 04:04:42 PM
Um.... yuk?   :cry:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on September 04, 2004, 06:02:45 PM
http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/ (http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/)
 


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on September 05, 2004, 12:04:07 PM
*print*

ive seen that site before somwhere *titlts head* long time ago

still dont understand spooning, just a maximum contact thing?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on September 05, 2004, 06:41:29 PM
The mans behind the woman.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on September 05, 2004, 07:57:47 PM
thats it? why is it called spooning?

ok scrub that i actually read the description that time


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 07:26:45 PM
Adam, why oh why did you make this thread?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on October 25, 2005, 04:08:00 AM
ahhh thanks for reviving this one..that was hilarious...aside from all the bestiality stuff.

and i noticed, the sexual convos last a lot longer :P  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on October 25, 2005, 06:39:41 AM
how bout in the camcorder section of Circuit City.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on October 25, 2005, 11:55:59 AM
im still gonna say a bouncy castle


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: RipperRoo on October 25, 2005, 01:56:23 PM
A huuuuuuuuuge fluffy bed with lots of soft pillows and cuddly toys.
When I mean huge, I mean like... huge... like 100mx100m, something you could camp on, but all fluffy and soft.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on October 25, 2005, 03:03:02 PM
youd need 4 chinooks just to put the douvet on


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: smi256 on October 25, 2005, 09:45:46 PM
Why is a large fluffy bed and other fluffiness so strange?
Ok fine it is strange for its own sake, but to have sex in conjunction is sort of muteā€¦
I just don't get it :miffed:  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on October 26, 2005, 01:02:39 AM
how bout on an air hockey table


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on October 26, 2005, 08:49:11 AM
wow! what an awesome idea, just dont score or you money will run out  ;)  


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on October 26, 2005, 10:01:52 PM
hahahahaha...nice


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on October 27, 2005, 03:31:19 AM
ha... I'm so lost on that one.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: matt_the_shark on October 28, 2005, 01:42:07 AM
whoah, nice one gal :D


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on October 29, 2005, 03:41:09 AM
LOL thanks..i would suggest not settling for a pool table though...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Godfather on October 29, 2005, 03:43:41 AM
Gotta love that air flow... makes you feel so free.


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on October 29, 2005, 03:44:14 AM
wow...commando?


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on October 29, 2005, 04:07:14 PM
well are you going to have sex with underwear on?!?!?!?!


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on October 29, 2005, 04:51:06 PM
nevermind...


Title: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: underruler on November 10, 2005, 09:03:33 AM
Quote
well are you going to have sex with underwear on?!?!?!?!
you could.


Title: Re: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: diskreet on December 31, 2008, 09:23:05 PM
wow.

i never saw this thread before today.  some interesting stuff in here.. some of it quite disturbing.


Title: Re: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: Galmort on January 28, 2009, 05:52:41 PM
ahaha...revived again....turns out i used to be retarded.


Title: Re: Strange Sex Venues
Post by: mole on February 05, 2009, 06:03:19 PM
hah, i have no recolection of those last bits what so ever

i retract my long ago suggestion about using a bouncy castle though, not soo appealing anymore for some reason