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i always use montana as a dirty word, dunno why

on a side note im going to scotland for a week this saturday

Bye, have fun!  :hehe:  

I'm leaving in a few days, too.  I'm going on a cruise down in the caribean.  :D

Cozumel, Mexico
Georgetown, Grand Cayman Island
Jamaica
Dominican Republic

probably not in that order, I have no clue :D

awwww no more spam useful posts.

Haha well, I'm going to Alaska this weekend... I'll wave to you when I fly over, Gal.  :D  

What the... everybody is going everywhere.


NOOOOO this sucks.  Sacramento is so boring.

its alright youll have a week to prepare for what happens when we all appear back at the same time

i'm not going anywhere.. isn't it always sunny where you are anyway under?
 

Yeah it is, but I don't know anybody with a pool.

Sunny?... The sun it burns!!
Spoken like a true Californian  :cool: it's only in the high 90s / low 100s :D .
My house doesn't have AC :( and I'm not home to open and close windows to keep it cool in here :(  

The only thing good about the sun is having BBQs all the time.

go out in 100 degree weather and you will burn

Unless you wear covering clothing and lots of suncream.


I, fortunately, have a very good hat.  :D

And I complain when it reaches 80 here...  LOL

How could you people not want to take a vacation?  :huh:  

You know, I'm sure you die somewhere between 50-70 degrees.

yea i meant burn like on fire burn

I believe the poor obsolete people are talking in Farenheit. :P

100 fahrenheit ~= 37.8 centigrade.

dont spoil it SS, we know they work in silly measurements

burn as it may, dry heat is better than the heat & humidity. yeughh

what pees meoff is that where i live the wind stops at night, so at time like this all the windows are open and its still sizzling

ya, the wind only picks up in the evening (normally), but dies when the sun has set.
For all my classes and useful things, we use Centigrade, but for everyday stuff we use Farenheit. ;) don't ask, I don't know...

Any heat is bad, humid or otherwise.

And mole, sorry- I meant to say anything over 300 K is too hot.  :P

This weekend has been too hot. Been melting at work.

SF is cool.

well i'm glad you guys had a good time talking about the temperature while i was away...hey again everyone

How was it?

swell


(http://static.flickr.com/22/182892843_be0cf6d2ec.jpg)
did some hiking ^^ and took photos and whatnot, this is probably my favorite, but the powerlines kind of ruin it:(

Do you have a high definition copy of that photo?  If so, I might be able to edit them out for you, and tweak a few other things too.

high definition as in the jumbo size it starts as? cause i use flickr and they shrunk it down automatically....

i don't think my camera has any special high defintion stuff...i wish i knew, i'm a dumbass. 6 megapixel though... :)  

It's probably huge then. :)  How big is the image (as in filesize)?

Filesize will probably be between 300KB to 1.5MB if he used JPG, or 6MB if his camera does RAW.
And it'll be around 3036x2012 (probably a little less) in dimensions.


Galmort:
Get a copy of Paint Shop Pro X - it's got lots of tools for fixing photos. :)

Such as the scratch remover which (combined with a bit of softening) can take out those powerlines in under thirty seconds...


(http://www.hybridchill.com/misc/galmort.jpg)


Also fiddled a bit with brightness/contrast and enhancing the colours in the sky. :)
Far from perfect, but shows the sort of thing that can be done relatively easily.

Hmmm, if you've got the original and wanted to, we could have a "who can fix Galmorts photo the best" competition? :D

that looks exactly like where ive been all week  :o


...who ever heard of getting sunburn in scotland?  <_<  

Me. My arm got all burnt when it was hot and sunny and we were going across mountains.

one arm? how the heck do you manage that?  :blink:  

i managed to burn a wierd shape into 1 shoulder  :huh:  and i burnt just one of my noses

Not sure.

I can only think it was because I was walking one way in the morning and the other way in the afternoon, so one arm was always shaded by my body.

Uh, how many noses do you have? :miffed:

I'm back!!! :D  you guys talk too much, so did anything important happen? :)

I'll post a couple pictures and stuff later, I havn't even stopped home yet :(

germany invaded poland

...Mole's a surrealist. :blink:

*eeps and runs away, yelling 'Fish!'*


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[color=333333]Fish![/color]

[color=444444]Fish![/color]

[color=555555]Fish![/color]

[color=666666]Fish![/color]

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[color=999999]Fish![/color]

Fish!

Fish!

Fish!

Fish!

Fish!


So long, and thanks!

great feed him aswell!

/thinks that took way too much work

yummy fish :)

I'm back too!  So when do I get my free fish?  :)  

you can have a couple tails that I left over

get a race change, like a sex change but you become a fish

*slaps Lanair with a large trout*


There you go. :)

I am treated with much kindness and respect around here I see!  :P  

:king:   <------ me

no that would be king lanair and you dont deserve that title  :P  

:archer: theres you, lord of your army...shit hes got an army  

you can be inside of a shark if you want :)

because thats safe?  :huh:  

Posts like this make me glad I have a carrot.  

:sword:

what? thats a wand, people tell me its a sword but i know a wand when i see one and whoever it was that was fighting the lamas with all those wizards i know your game  :paranoid:  

Stay.  Off.  The.  Mushrooms.

oh you mock me now, but when the lama amry comes knocking at your door the second thing you think will be "damn why didnt i listen more closely to moles heedings, :but: "

Oooh, llama army... I think I like that idea.  Now all I need to do is train some llamas and prepare to take over the world. :devil:  

goodbye.

10 days in Guatemala on a mission trip, see you when i get back :)  

Nooooooo... didn't you just get back from somewhere else recently?  :(  

Bye, Galmort. Have fun!  :D


Mole, it's not a sword, nor a wand, nor even an aardvark. It is....


A vibrating carrot. =)

I didn't know carrots even came like that.  Do I want to know how to use it?  :blink:  

the fact you can use something that vibrates is very naughty  

So when the forums start to get boring, she goes off with a vibrating carrot.  And admits it, too.  :blink:


Where did I find her again...?   :miffed:

so, so many crude answers to that question  ;)  

What's naughty about clocks, radios (both contain quartz), jigsaws or tuning forks, then?  Although, this being you, I probably shouldn't ask.

And in response to your last post, that question was supposed to be rhetorical.  I suspect that she was under a rock though, having just finished a rendition.  </injoke>

:hmmm: you cant just use things with quartz as vibrating if your going to do that you have to include everything above 0 K

Good point, although quartz has a useful application, and is manufactured specifically to vibrate at a certain speed.  Atoms in general just happen to do so.

crystal also is used in a similar way though not for time keeping, it relies on forced oscilations

My carrot is purely for self defence. You know, against the armies and sharks and things.  :ph34r:  

Strange form of self-defence.  :blink:

the operative word there is "self"

I suppose I could defend you as well ... as long as there aren't too many armies after you, of course. Or sharks. In fact, it might be simpler if you just got your own carrot.   :unsure:  

The latter would definately be more hygienic, methinks.  

This conversation is going to a very dark place indeed...   (No double-meaning intended.  :blink:)

 :blink: what the...

eh? what's all this against sharks, then?  I go absent for a while and all of a sudden everyone goes racist against sharks?  this is preposterous, I tell you, an absolute outrage.  How can you even ponder thinking of committing such a thing?  Just for that, I am going to steal all of the carrots in the world and eat them, that's right, EAT THEM!!!


right, don't know where that came from, so back to your bickering then :D

as punishment your going to eat all the carrots? the masses will be rejoicing

you wonder where the carrot you ate came from :huh: after reading all of the above i'm not sure you want to know...

omg! it's opper!

 :wub:  :wub:  :wub:  

Shark is a [super]order, not a race, so it's ordorist or sharkist, but not racist. :P

Actually, Louise and I are rather fond of carrots.  In my case, in the culinary sense...  Not so sure about her anymore, though.

/me suggests that the carrots be grated, to remove phallic deployment.


Oo-er, vibrating coleslaw. :blink:

*adds linkage* (http://old.bpsite.net/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=2539&st=15&#entry101708)

LOL brilliant ...on both accounts


being a different colour doesnt mean that your a different race, white black, asian so on so forth are different breeds of human. dunno why but i like that fact  :unsure:  

Vibrating coleslaw, hmm?

*ponders how she could use this as a weapon, while surveying the quivering lump of orangey, vitaminy goodness put before her*


And talking about breeds in terms of humans makes me think of dog breeding. I just hope we don't end up with short noses and floppy ears.  :ph34r:


*covers mole's eyes before he can read the comment about dog breeding* Now now, nothing to see here...  :rolleyes:

for your benefit well just assume i just didnt see it  :rolleyes:

snouts and wolf ears? hmmmmm

I swear this place is turning into a cheap porn flick.

it aint cheap, just you wait until the counceling bills start racking up  

Ahem.

'It ain't cheap, just you wait until the counselling bills start racking up.'


Posts corrected: 4.
Errors this post: 5.
Total errors: 20.

 :P


Now the thread has educational value. Academic porn is not cheap. In fact, it is 15% more expensive, in order to pay the professionals who write it. In this case, the speller and grammararian charged 37%. 15% each, 5% working-together fee, and an extra 2% because there were no mathematicians to point out to the client that 15% + 15% does not equal 37%. In the time it has taken you to read this segment of the post, your brain has decayed by 19%. Have a nice day, and please mind the step when exiting the building.

you just wasted a segment of my life that could have been spent... well i dont know but its not the point

and your "posts not corrected" would be a lot higher  :P  

I just want to see Shary turn orange  :)  

Sometimes you just hafta let 'em go, y'know? It's like, sometimes people need to talk funny and stuff... otherwise, they die.  :miffed:  

well ill guess you wouldnt want to kill me so ill let you off, besides if you had to correct them all maybe youd die

True, dat.  :sheep:

Meh, all I can aspire to is never being corrected by Louise... so far so good (and no, the kumquats don't count).  :P  

She doesn't find you to be a worthy target. :)

i good grammar.



oh hi everyone. :)  

lo

Callisto?

yay! :hehe:

not that it makes much difference but i'm gonna go clubbing (and getting my grandpa's bike back :P ) in Berlin - Germany for about 10 days, so if i never return here it's most likely that the stasi has kidnapped me and tortured me till death [/on topic]

Well then... hi Gal, and goodbye forever opper!  :)

What's the stasi?  :miffed: