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Title: Tarzan and Jane Post by: chatlanin on May 15, 2006, 05:03:28 AM When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex."Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What in the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel." [spam links removed... lame joke left for anyone who mighit find it amusing :P ] Title: Tarzan and Jane Post by: mole on May 16, 2006, 09:32:53 PM LOL this is gonna get some retelling
Title: Tarzan and Jane Post by: smi256 on May 17, 2006, 07:09:54 AM you mean you haven't heard this one before? ;)
:sheep: Title: Tarzan and Jane Post by: Lord Lanair on May 18, 2006, 12:30:53 AM Haha wow... new one for me too, but it's good. LOL
Title: Tarzan and Jane Post by: mole on May 20, 2006, 11:19:09 PM im all for crude jokes, personally i think the world needs more
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