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Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Drauka on December 18, 2005, 09:23:05 AM Ever heard of global warming? Well hey. I figured it out. As the population of people on the earth oincrease, so does the numebr fo sinners. So, hell moves cloer to earth and earth is hotter.
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: mole on December 18, 2005, 04:48:16 PM and spelling suffers a adverse effect. stupid but logical :paranoid:
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Saladin on December 18, 2005, 11:48:50 PM I'm not up to date on the bible but isn't hell under earth? or is that just in cartoons?
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: mole on December 19, 2005, 12:03:40 AM i think he means that hell expands towards the surface so it gets hotter up here
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Lord Lanair on December 19, 2005, 04:51:52 AM And I always thought it was because of all that extra CO2 gas... ah well, learn something new every day. LOL
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: smi256 on December 19, 2005, 05:46:08 AM Wait, does that mean hell is endothermic or exothermic ?
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Rug on December 19, 2005, 04:30:12 PM Quote Ever heard of global warming? Well hey. I figured it out. As the population of people on the earth oincrease, so does the numebr fo sinners. So, hell moves cloer to earth and earth is hotter. Assuming sinners generally own oil refineries, power stations and large cars, I agree. =p. Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: mole on December 19, 2005, 06:29:32 PM Quote Wait, does that mean hell is endothermic or exothermic ? if it were endothermic then it moving closer to the surface would make things colder <_< Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: underruler on December 21, 2005, 09:17:10 AM I wonder why hell is always thought of as hot. What if it was freezing and we just didn't know it? It's like Antartica.
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Lord Lanair on December 21, 2005, 10:17:54 AM Hmm... well, I can handle the cold much better than heat, so yay? LOL
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: smi256 on December 23, 2005, 01:17:38 AM Quote I wonder why hell is always thought of as hot. What if it was freezing and we just didn't know it? It's like Antartica. Fear factor.Fire is dangerous no matter how cold or hot the environment is. Even the smallest of flames can cause long lasting pain (longer then the act of getting burned and cooling back down). It’s not likely that you can have a burst of cold strong enough to freeze and kill your skin, but you can have flame consume your home and all your positions (even yourself) incredibly fast. I’m also thinking in terms of when people were just getting introduced to the religion (a long time ago), they will already know that flame is something to fear (it really should be respected) so this concept of hell (being a bad place) being a land of fire would naturally be a place to fear. Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: ns33 on December 23, 2005, 03:53:54 AM Quote It’s not likely that you can have a burst of cold strong enough to freeze and kill your skin liquid nitrogen Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Guest on December 23, 2005, 08:14:46 AM Quote liquid nitrogen Quote I’m also thinking in terms of when people were just getting introduced to the religion (a long time ago) [...] When liquid nitrogen is readily available ... ;) Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Lord Lanair on December 27, 2005, 08:10:09 AM Quote liquid nitrogen Liquid Helium = colder. :P LOL Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: Drauka on January 03, 2006, 09:00:43 PM Liquid colder = colder.
Title: Intelligent Warming Post by: mole on January 04, 2006, 11:41:41 AM solid colder would be colder than liquid colder
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