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Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Godfather on November 01, 2005, 12:10:33 AM
If you were to give us youngens advice about life due to personal experience, what would you say?


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: mole on November 01, 2005, 12:23:35 AM
never tell a girl she looks bad.

always aim for the toilet.

change your underwear everyday.

pay attention at school.

do drugs, dont get adicted.      (told to us by an ex alchol abuser while our teacher was out of the room)

and all ways make the most of things.

oh and dont give church goes an inch or theyll have your arm off  ;)  


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Saladin on November 01, 2005, 03:01:13 AM
don't believe what you read

never get roped into shopping for clothes with girls

don't be a jerk

always offer help for those who need it

don't drink and drive(not me personally but i've seen the effects)

never ever believe a neo-con

don't attempt to argue with an extrmemist, it lowers your IQ

restrain yourself from killing wiggas, goths, emos, posers, JAPS and bascially 90% of surburbanites

S'LONG FRANCIS FERDINAND(NOT THE BAND) HELLO WWI!!!


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: mole on November 01, 2005, 09:20:47 AM
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never get roped into shopping for clothes with girls

how did i forget that one? ^ best advice yet


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Perdition on November 01, 2005, 10:53:42 PM
it's not just clothes.  shopping with girls in general is a bad idea


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Lord Lanair on November 01, 2005, 10:56:26 PM
Subscribe to many online forums.

Spend as much time as possible away from computers.

Have a social life.

Talking to people over AIM is perfectly acceptable.

 LOL  


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: underruler on November 02, 2005, 01:37:47 PM
to live is to love, and if you don't then you're sad.

Boys masturbate no matter what so don't try to stop them.

Use condoms.

Take showers.  You might get more friends

Eat, but exercise only if you plan to out run a bear

most people aren't perfect, you just have more problems than them.

Brown is the color of poop.


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Galmort on November 02, 2005, 10:00:00 PM
i would say above all else physically...never lose your cool :cool:  


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Lord Lanair on November 02, 2005, 10:09:19 PM
Hmm... Procrastinating is fun, until the day something is due and your life becomes hell (but that still doesn't mean you should do stuff on time).  ^_^


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Saladin on November 02, 2005, 11:05:40 PM
I don't know, doing stuff before its due is fun

btw i'm just starting a 4 page paper on economics that is due tommorow, and i wish i hadn't done that. wish me luck


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: matt_the_shark on November 04, 2005, 02:11:26 AM
advice, eh?  let's see, I think they all covered the essentials already :/

football isn't football unless it's football

always accept a game to be a "contact sport," even if it's chess :D

live life to the fullest, just because it's fun that way

a mac is always inferior hehehehe :D


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: smi256 on November 04, 2005, 02:17:43 AM
Be punctual

Speak well

Don't speak to yourself, no matter how well...it's still weird  *looks at father and sister* ;)

Just because you think it, doesn't mean you should say it

Those who look beautiful may very well be very ugly people


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Saladin on November 04, 2005, 02:18:47 AM
I'd love to see extreme chess LOL  reminds me of the scene in the 1st Harry Potter :D  


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: matt_the_shark on November 04, 2005, 02:19:48 AM
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Be punctual

 
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! PUNCTUAL!!! NEVER!!!

*runs off into some dark cave*


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Saladin on November 04, 2005, 02:23:31 AM
IT BURNS US!!! man i'm a procrasinator, punctuality is like death to me (assuming i'm using the definition correctly)


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: matt_the_shark on November 04, 2005, 02:27:08 AM
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2 entries found for punctual.
punc·tu·al   Audio pronunciation of "punctual" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (pngkch-l)
adj.

   1. Acting or arriving exactly at the time appointed; prompt.
   2. Paid or accomplished at or by the appointed time.
   3. Precise; exact.
   4. Confined to or having the nature of a point in space.
   5. Linguistics. Of, related to, or being the verbal aspect that expresses momentary action or action considered as having no temporal duration.

the bold one is the one i'm using


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Saladin on November 04, 2005, 02:28:42 AM
I'm on the second one, but for the first one I'm always fashionably late :D  


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: matt_the_shark on November 04, 2005, 02:29:04 AM
it's the best way to be :D

actually, I guess I'm using the second one, as well


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: smi256 on November 04, 2005, 06:49:20 AM
Oral care is important in all but telecommunications

This also saves you when you go to the dentist

Keep ALL your papers (HW, assignments, reports, receipts, bills)


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: SS on November 07, 2005, 02:02:41 PM
Don't eat the yellow snow.

Don't wait for things, make them happen.

Don't take orders, but always accept advice.

If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Perdition on November 08, 2005, 12:24:06 AM
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Hmm... Procrastinating is fun, until the day something is due and your life becomes hell (but that still doesn't mean you should do stuff on time).  ^_^
"Procrastination is a lot like masturbation.  It's a lot of fun until you realize you're just fucking yourself"

on that note I have a major assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started it :(
 


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: Galmort on November 08, 2005, 01:49:08 AM
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"Procrastination is a lot like masturbation.  It's a lot of fun until you realize you're just fucking yourself"

on that note I have a major assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started it :(
i remember that sig :)  


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: underruler on November 08, 2005, 07:37:39 AM
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If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.
Sometimes it's just fun to mess around though.  You know not caring about doing it right or anything like that.


Title: Lifelong Advice
Post by: SS on November 08, 2005, 07:14:39 PM
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Sometimes it's just fun to mess around though.  You know not caring about doing it right or anything like that.
:huh:
You read that backwards.
It means that if you're not having fun, then you should be having fun.
Messing around is having fun, so it's not wrong.
:)