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yarr! it be september 19th and we be celebrating national speak like a pirate day! yo-ho-ho


and yes me did be goin' to school as a pirate today!

You realise your title translates as "Speak like you war a pirate day" don't you?
And you went, not you did be going...

AND your poll doesn't have grog in it. :(

hehe... pirate nerd.  :P

Actually, I had no clue it was national pirate day today until 6 students, all dressed to play the part, stormed the dining hall... they cut me in line too.  <_<  LOL  

there are pirate dialects! :P  

ARGH!!! Spoken like a true pirate, matey, well done, moley :)

An it please ye to speak the Queen's English, scurrilous rabble.  We are nay all gentlemen of fortune - some of us yet hap to be men of honour with loyalty to God and Country. :P
*brandishes pirate cutlass at you for daring to highlight my post*

It 'as to be wench, me 'earties. Yarr!

shut your scurvy trap!


all for one and one for good treasure argh!

This is soooo yesterday. :)

is eating biscuts a bad thing?

that reminds me, you english fellas consider cookies to be biscuts isn't that right?

Well err, what the hell else are cookies?!?!

And its biscuits.

For Americans, cookies = things with chocolate chips, peanut-butter, oatmeal, etc in them, while a biscuit is usually just raised dough.  Example - cookies and ice-cream go together, and biscuits and gravy go together, but cookies and gravy or biscuits and ice cream is just wrong.  Cookies in the American sense are usually circular and relatively flat (although the bigger and thicker it is, the better, in my opinion).  

Arr, but I don't be carin'.  I be declarin' dis thread the official thread of de pirate talk. :D

Yarr!! tis it were and always be for ever'n an' always, matey
 :huh:  

he be chav!

i never eally be thinkin'  of a cookie as a biscuit ive just thought of them as both yummy argh, but biscuit and gravy? egh

yall be bowing to the our saviour

(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/185000/185188PVXU_w.jpg)


check this out its awesome (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=7383&display=photoshop#entries)

LOL, some of those are really great! LOL

LOL at the Britney Spears perfume, "Wench". xD

Great stuff!  In fact, give me a day or too, and I'll see what I can rustle up in this vein.

(But where do I find stocks for a tricorn of all things.)

Wow... I love it!  LOL  

cookies:

biscuits: (http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Cookbook/FeatureRecipeImages/ff1104-jg-biscuits.jpg)(http://www.myhomecooking.net/chocolate-chip-cookies/images/chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg)

those are cookies...but isnt the first pic a bunch of scones?

cookie:
(http://www.laurel.md.us/images/grab.gif)

scone:
(http://web.kyoto-inet.or.jp/people/fuji3776/images/scone.gif)

biscuit:
(http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/food/custard-cream-big.jpg)

scone> (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/Pish/cranberry-scone.jpg)

argh!  This be a biscuit, matey!

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/1391594_15a763a08e.jpg)

/drool

Arrr, now I'm hungry, and it's 1 AM!  <_<  

sharky those are scones?!?! atleast they look like them, those arent rock solid are they?

sharky speaks the truth! in a tasty way

Those look like rock cakes.  We've had this argument before many a time, and I'm fairly sure I ended the last one.  Here we go again:

A stack of cookies.  We are all agreed on this one.
(http://www.pacificcookie.com/images/cookie-stack.jpg)

Some biscuits.  
(http://www.glutafin.co.uk///ImageResizeCache/image/Biscuit-Selection230103084635_t2003_1_23_9_46_35_q85_f13_230x237.jpg)

And flapjacks.
(http://www.parsleysoup.co.uk/Photos/Fruit%20Flapjack.JPG)

That is definitive.  Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. (Sounds like an SS quote...)

nay I say!!
That there be not a flapjack (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flapjack) at all.   Such a thing as a flapjack, I be call'n it a pancack as it were.  

im agreeing with hornet on this one

a pancake looks like this
(http://www.dewafelbakkers.com/images/pancake.jpg)

well, 4 pancakes, syrup, butter, rasberrys lemons and some kind of herb looks like this

Many a pardons matey. I be trying to tell ye this, a flapjack be a pancake.

If a flapjacks a pancake, then whats a pancake...?

:wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko:


Biscuit = A HARD flour-based food, that goes soft over time.
Flapjack = A bisuit made from rolled oats.
Cookie = A biscuit with chunks of chocolate.
Cracker = A savoury biscuit.

Cake = A SOFT flour-based food, that goes hard over time.
Pancake = A cake made in a pan, using batter.
Scone = A cake made out of bread.
Rock Cake = A cake with a hard shell.


Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

thus


does not equal

:all-stupid: .

Ahem... in Lanar's book...

Biscuit = food
Flapjack = food
Cookie = food
Cracker = food

Cake = food
Pancake = food
Scone = food
Rock Cake = food

Yum. :wub:


Oh, nice Gal.  :D  

I second this...
in different areas, we call them different things.
but I sware, if you order flapjecks anywhere in Cal... you're going to ge a stack of hot pancakes.

Being different doesn't make you right. :P



If I go to the US and want a real flapjack (see images), what do I ask for?
(http://www.rozmaryna.cz/obchod/images/454.jpg)
(http://www.packaging-technology.com/contractor_images/ubcfilmsplc/3_Flapjack.jpg)

sorry dude, I don’t know... but you might find it at specialty store... of some sort... ;)
For instance, you can’t get some kinds of candy in normal stores; you’d have to go to a ‘chocolate factory’...
I can't think of what my Dad was looking for... but that's where he had to go to get it

a granola bar?

apparently american 'candy' isnt much like our chocolate  

LOL
This however is true... <_<
though I don't eat much in the way for candy...just cola...which isn't any better :unsure:  

Nothing can beat German chocolate.

especially not german women  

 :blink:  :huh:  :blink:  :miffed:  :unsure:  :ph34r:

have a german friend, says they're either really hot or just ugly....but i never pictured germans as being ..eye candy

yea thats more than just the gist of it. after 3 days in berlin we concluded german women are an aquired taste

mole, You should write an autobiography.

about everything or did you have something in mind?

Everything, I think it would be an interesting read, especialy how you came to like rabbit sex.

aye thats rugs fault he sent me to a forum with a picture of sasha as someones avi, i didnt like it to say the least, then that night i started thinking about it and the next day i was frantically trying to find it again, anyone whos used windows me will know thwe onders of its shite internet temp file system and i spent ages looking through that in the end

My fault? Duuuude.

hell, its like ' i owe you one' not, you flaming bastard! youve ruined my heterosexual life!!!

You can say that again mole..

im not sure you read it right, im actually thanking him not comdemning

I got that, but wouldn't you want to be heterosexual, or should I just stay away from this topic all together.

"least likely person i know to be gay" i think was the qoute. *points to self* does NOT swing the other way

Well then, my apologies.

yeah. we're all sorry mole isn't gay.  But you really can't force that on people.

mole, post a picture.

now that's asking for it!  You didn't say a picture of what ;)  

Am I the only one who just had a really sick thought right about here?  LOL  

no, i did but thats about normal for me isnt it. dont really have any pictures of me recently,

Awww, poor Moley the Homophobic Xenophobic Fascist. :)

Pete, do you still have a copy of the infamous ass-slap?

OK, ok ok, i havn't been here for a while, and that's a fact.  moley, that thar be a plate of biscuits here in America, and they be soft and tasty.  Now then, what be happening in this thread, for i been gone a while.

ARRRRRR!!!!!! (we be needing a pirate emote, that we do)

You what? :/

I just realized my mistake on my last post..

why poor? Fascism is awesome, homophobia is very natural as being gay is wrong and i dont like the french so  :P  

:o

LOL   stupid french

at least the escargot is good...


after that its overrated

:o
I've never had snail....

does it even appeal to you?

no... ;)
that could have something to do with it <_<  

frogs legs are also pretty good now that i think about it

*Weeps quietly, printing off several A2 sized purple pound signs...*

For the inevitable people who won't get that. (http://www.ukip.org/)

For the record, Chris, your christmas present is totally coming from here. (http://www.ukip.org/index.php?menu=shop&page=shopclothing) I was thinking the umbrella or a tie, but I'm taking suggestions?

So what is the strangest thing you have eaten?

go to the cafe place and make something original, and umbrella would be good as i need one, but it has to be a mans umbrella not one of those pussy ones ian has

the UKIP party broadcast was hilarious

a chocolate covered ant, I was in Myanamar where apparently it is a delicacy, it wasn't have bad although overly crunchy

coffee flavoured jello.  i thought it would be a brilliant idea (I was drunk at the time) but i didn't add enough coffee to cover up the natural gelatin taste.  It tasted like feet :(

platypus

You know what feet taste like? *licks foot* :P
Or is it what you would imagine feet to taste like?  LOL

Gal... you ATE a platypus  :blink: ???

no, it was the wierdest thing i thought of at the moment. besides eating dogs which they do in asia..i believe. at least, i know the cow is honored there.

What don't they eat in asia?...(besides things that kill you when you eat them)

Humans?

:blink:
I hope not...

You mean, "I hope so!"  LOL

Hmm... I had bear ravioli once...  :)  

had swordfish...tastes like chicken

I had red snapper and baracuda once.

oh I forgot blue whale, California condors and silverback gorilla, i love endangered species

ahhh that reminds me of animal crossing  LOL  ...i love that game. :miffed:  

You still love that game? Well, it's still sitting here..

Barracudas remind me of Finding Nemo.

Mmmmm... sushi!  Er I mean, what a nice movie!  :paranoid:

RB- Bah!  Endangered species are not as cool to eat as Disney animals; I've eaten Rudolph, Buloo, Thumper, Bambi, etc (and when I told one of my friends this last year, she threw a fuseball at me so hard it left a welt).  :D  

in that case, i've eaten scooby doo and all his pals (though not disney) shrek and all his pals. and the looney tunes (also not disney..) they all seemed to taste strangely of fruit..

apparently theres a place in america where they will cook any road kill that you 'make' yourself  

Does "pals" include Shaggy, Velma, Fred & Daphne? :unsure:

Daphne is quite a hotty...

so you get turned on by cartoon characters?


actually Jasmine from Aladdin is pretty hot


 

what if i do get turned on by cartoon characters? tinker-bell is hellishly hot

:all-stupid:  

i agree LOL

and yes SS

What, do you mean like, children’s vitamins?...Scooby do chewables!!! Yay, helping children into the cannibalistic and dog eating world <_<  

no sir, fruit snacks :D  

I was sorta close though... :(  

Except one tastes a lot better than the other.   :P  

I'm gonna have to agree with Godfather here...

:he-stupid:
This is a very important discussion with regard to cannibalism ! :alien:  

Thanks for the approval SS  :blush:  

I feel ignored  :cry:  

:she-stupid:

dont worry we all get that

She?! :huh:
....... :miffed: ........

i think mole is backwards in his homosexuality

I think that Smi should prove it, since... you never know ;o

Ya, you thought that was a picture of a guy I sent you? No, that’s just one misfortunate woman… :alien:  

Whoa... too much information right there...

too right

/pokes head in

Um... yeah, I'll be lurking in some other threads now :paranoid:

/runs away

So how bout them Vikings? :miffed:  

LOL quite malicious I hear  :P
Oh, ignore him, he’s the mac user

england .... anglo-land....anglo-saxons...close viking relatives...its all good

They're gonna lose tomorrow!  :P

Oh wait... am I talking about the right Vikings?   :miffed:  

The Minnesota football team.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL, for you Euros.

football pfft, rugby is a mans game

well Lanair you're WRONG

56 Yard game winning field goal.... what a kick.

Giants won... [Quagmirelike]heh heh alright[/Quagmirelike] which reminds me, better put an NFL thread up

Ah, get off my case people.  LOL  

why? its so fun to annoy you

Hmm... all my friends here say the same thing...  LOL  

I think they be having a point, Lanair LOL

5 interceptions Lanair LOL  LOL  LOL