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Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: ns33 on May 11, 2005, 02:48:13 AM
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Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: Lord Lanair on May 11, 2005, 03:57:34 AM
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after President Bush left, the Secret Service was informed by Georgian authorities that during his speech, someone threw a device within 100 feet from the stage.

Nice of him to notice!  What- was Bush like "Oooh, look, it's raining big chunks of metal; nothing out of the ordinary"? :D

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The device hit someone and fell to the ground, but did not go off. It was later determined that the device was a grenade. The Secret Service is investigating.

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Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: mole on May 11, 2005, 06:35:58 PM
hah i was watching that speech and i was keeping an eye out for a little red dot on his forehead


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: smi256 on May 11, 2005, 09:51:56 PM
and they god damn failed?!?!?! :o
god damn it!! :angry:

whatever <_<  


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: underruler on May 12, 2005, 02:06:58 AM
How could you fail? I would think that a grenade would be a very simple device to operate.  Anyway, I think it would be appropriate thing to say would be that whoever threw the grenade throws like someone who sucks at throwing grenades.  I mean he hit some one completely not the target.  UNLESS, that was the target, but I kind of doubt that.


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: Lord Lanair on May 12, 2005, 02:21:09 AM
But you forget- the grenade was a dud.  Had the guy throwing it been more accurate, all it would have done was bounce off of Dubya's head.  LOL  


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: underruler on May 12, 2005, 02:52:07 AM
Oh that's what they mean by it "did not go off".


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: SS on May 12, 2005, 06:05:22 PM
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Had the guy throwing it been more accurate, all it would have done was bounce off of Dubya's head.
Which would probably have been much funnier. :D


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: diskreet on May 13, 2005, 03:28:31 AM
rumsfeld is denying Bush was even in Georgia... he was heard mumbling something about having the satellite pictures to prove it.


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: Lord Lanair on May 13, 2005, 04:09:37 AM
ROFLMAO!  LOL

Maybe the grenade "didn't go off" because someone forgot to pull the pin on it.  LOL  


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: smi256 on May 15, 2005, 07:37:09 AM
I would have like to see it hit him in the head LOL  


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: Lord Lanair on May 16, 2005, 04:05:24 AM
"Hmmm... what's this small, metallic ball, and why did it hit me?"  LOL  


Title: Grenade thrown near President
Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 07:49:24 PM
I never heard about this...