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Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 16, 2004, 10:08:56 PM
I hate when my 5 year old brother pees on the toilet seat.  Then I don't know until I sit down.  You can't really blame him, but you can.


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 16, 2004, 10:19:27 PM
...such a kind sharer. i always wipe the seat before sitting on it whether at home or out and about.

nice choice for a title one of my friends swears that when i fell over in the bathroom i shouted "oh peeves" *shrugs*


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 16, 2004, 10:34:05 PM
well I guess now I know.  I always wipe the seat when I'm out.  Mole: you sit and pee?


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 16, 2004, 11:20:18 PM
uh uh no   :unsure:  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: xyph on August 17, 2004, 03:25:21 AM
you know whats even worse? your in a public bathroom, and somebody is ~splooge'ing~ in the stall right beside you, but your at the uniral, and u laugh with they go splash, and then they start having a conversation with you, as they ~splooge~


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 17, 2004, 04:31:02 AM
o_O have you ever experienced that?


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Galmort on August 17, 2004, 05:10:04 AM
I actually have :(  its not cool


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 17, 2004, 12:01:11 PM
splooge as in shit or 'hand'ywork? ive talked to people while on the shitter before


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: xyph on August 17, 2004, 05:20:02 PM
splooge.. as in going #2

and yes.. i have.. and it's funny as hell *i was the one at the urinal ;)*


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 17, 2004, 05:48:49 PM
oh...*that* kind of splooge :paranoid:


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 17, 2004, 06:36:55 PM
i was a little worried too.

no, i was talking toa guy about how bad the food was at this place for the bowels  :rolleyes:  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 18, 2004, 11:07:27 PM
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splooge.. as in going #2

and yes.. i have.. and it's funny as hell *i was the one at the urinal ;)*
Whenever I go to a public bathroom, my objective is to get in and out as fast as possible, without making eye contact with anyone else.  LOL  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: xyph on August 19, 2004, 03:13:20 AM
as do i....... but hey... no eye contact was made ;) lmfao  :D   LOL  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 19, 2004, 03:25:38 AM
ARent' you afraid someone's going to see you whip out your luscious cock and ravagely have man sex w/ you?


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 19, 2004, 07:02:46 AM
:blink:

Well... that thought never occurred to me before!  LOL  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 19, 2004, 10:53:22 AM
under ... youve spent too much time dreaming of the mens bathroom and too little time seeing


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Perdition on August 19, 2004, 04:16:25 PM
I always walk into the wrong bathrooms.  :(  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 19, 2004, 05:34:24 PM
...on purpose.  LOL  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 19, 2004, 05:50:47 PM
too bad I'm not a boy, but then I would liek girls, unless I was a gay boy.  So then the whole point of going into the men's bathroom b/c I'm a boy is pointless b/c I would be a boy.


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 19, 2004, 05:53:25 PM
... what ever you say.

have you never been in the mens?


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 19, 2004, 09:35:53 PM
maybe when I was a girl and my dad had to take me?  I don't know... I don't ever remember my dad being alone w/ me.


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Perdition on August 20, 2004, 12:16:43 AM
yes on purpose because public bathrooms are such a sexy place to be <_<  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 20, 2004, 04:24:08 AM
Heh... in Paris I once went into a girls bathroom.... it was in the Centre Pompidou Museum and the doors weren't labeled.  LOL


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 20, 2004, 05:01:50 AM
Why weren't they labeled?


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Perdition on August 20, 2004, 05:54:49 AM
because the french are aliens and they don't need signs on their bathroom doors.


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 20, 2004, 07:22:24 AM
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Why weren't they labeled?
My parents say they were...... knowing me, I probably just didn't see the signs at all!  LOL  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 20, 2004, 08:04:44 AM
Maybe you can't speak French.


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: mole on August 20, 2004, 01:55:45 PM
no he probably missed the 2 big pictures before seeing the doors that said which are which


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 20, 2004, 07:19:41 PM
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Maybe you can't speak French.
I can speak it well enough to know "girls" vs. "boys!"  :P  


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: underruler on August 20, 2004, 07:34:53 PM
maybe you're illiterate


Title: Bathroom peeves
Post by: Lord Lanair on August 21, 2004, 03:21:45 AM
Huh?  What did you write there?  LOL